Sluts & Salvation By Mark Morford

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Also: Mysterious chicken, drooling Facebook, maniac presidents. Can you help?


Skimming the ocean of news effluvia, trying to make sense of the beauty and the pain, the sacred and the profane, whipsawing between the agony and the ecstasy like a bipolar ferret in God's own meth lab of love.

Trying to work out where the following stories fit in the Grand Continuum. Can you help?

SWF Seeks Love, Redemption, Jell-O Shots

In our perverse, celeb-crazed culture, there's really only one surefire way to redeem your reputation as a young, alcoholic, borderline insane, wannabe Jew/lesbian tabloid queen who trashed her once-promising film career in favor of hopping in and out of rehab until about 2017, at which point she will marry Stephen Baldwin and devote her life to a very creepy version of Jesus that you should never, ever pray to. ...

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