NORM COLEMAN IS A BAD MOTHER .....

[Botany]

“I ran after him, but I didn't get him.” Norm

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Norm! (Ya damn right!)
Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?
Norm! (Can you dig it?)
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
Norm! (Right On!)
They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother . . .
"Shut your mouth!"
I'm talkin' 'bout Norm. (Then we can dig it!)
He's a complicated man, but no one understands him but his woman
Cole- he's da man!


Republican Norm Coleman used a quick George Bush-esque move to dodge an egg thrown at him outside his Minnesota home.

Coleman told police that he heard a thumping on his door Tuesday night and walked outside to investigate. Upon seeing Coleman, a man yelled “I can't stand what you represent” and threw an egg at him.

“He said something, some little obscenity, and then he threw another one,” Coleman told the St. Paul Pioneer Press. “I kind of ducked. A George Bush move.”

“I ran after him, but I didn't get him.”

Coleman remains locked in a legal fight with Democrat Al Franken for Minnesota’s vacant Senate seat. A three-judge panel declared Franken the winner earlier this week, but Coleman has vowed to appeal.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0409/21380.html

Thanx to ccharles000 for posting this story.

[Gold Metal Flake]

1. Morton Downey, Jr.

My theory: Norm egged his own house and then called his press secretary.

[babylonsister]

3. Ha! Yea, who'd waste an egg on Norm? nt

[Botany]

5. Norm is gonna be lucky if he doesn't get an ugly mob @ hid house.

http://vwt.d2g.com:8081/vwt_frankenstein_villagers488.jpg

[That Is Quite Enough]

2. Can we haz moar eggs?

:rofl: F'ing brilliant. I hope this inspires a legion of copycats.

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Too bad it wasn't in a 60,000 pound runaway egg truck.

[liberalhistorian]

6. I don't believe one single fucking word of that story,

not one word. And if he's gonna claim to be like another politician, you'd think he'd be smart enough not to use the name of one with extremely low approval ratings whom most of America now disdains.

[Deja Q]

7. He has a dick?

[asdjrocky]

8. Shut your mouth.