hold my beer and watch this: Man Pretending to Fall Off Bridge Actually Falls

[The Straight Story]

Man Pretending to Fall Off Bridge Actually Falls

BLOOMINGTON, Minn. -- Police in Bloomington say a 23-year-old man is in stable condition after he pretended that he was falling off a bridge over the Minnesota River, then actually fell off the bridge.

Police got a call just before 5 a.m. Sunday from a 21-year-old man who said his friend fell off the Highway 77 bridge and into a marshy area about 30 feet below. The caller said he was driving north when his friend, who he said had been drinking, told him to pull into the bridge's emergency lane so he could urinate.

The 23-year-old stood eventually climbed to the ledge of the bridge, then looked at his friend and pretended to fall. "He then in fact fell," reads a press release from the Bloomingtin Police Department.

Police from Bloomington and Eagan responded, and the Eagan Fire Department used a chair lift to retrieve the man. He was transported to Hennepin County Medical Center where he's being treated for serious injuries.

http://www.news10.net/news/whatsupwiththat/story.aspx?storyid=58051&catid=157

[HereSince1628]

1. Another one for the "drunks don't die" files.

I do wonder if the driver who called currently considers the faller a friend, or an idiot, or some combination there of...

And if you ever wondered about why God made mud, well, this is why she did it.

[tridim]

2. Wasn't that a sub plot in Saturday Night Fever?

[predfan]

3. I wish I had a quarter for everytime I pretended to fall off a bridge, drunk, and really did.

[dkofos]

4. Another teabagger falls in.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

6. got dunked in water?

[WI_DEM]

5. Another stupid drunk