We, the undersigned, hereby petition dick cheney to go fuck himself.

[Philosoraptor]

I, Philosoraptor, hereby sign this petition for dick cheney to go fuck himself, we don't need him around anymore, we never did need him around.

Dear dick, go fuck yourself.

Philosoraptor

(When we reach 10,000 signatures, we'll send him the petition with an empty vaseline jar and a corncob)

[WheelWalker]

1. I'm in. Dick...go fuck self.

[Schema Thing]

2. seconded

[gauguin57]

3. Using Dickie's own favorite catchphrase against him? Delicious!

Count me in.

[sarge43]

4. I'll sign, but no empty vaseline jar and corncob.

Clorox and a rotortill. He deserves only the very best.

[shadowknows69]

5. Fuck yourself with a rusty chainsaw. No lubricant. Full tank of gas.

[yourout]

8. and a throttle stuck wide open.

[11 Bravo]

6. 11 Bravo, signing on!

[arbusto_baboso]

7. How many times can I sign?

Can I sign on behalf of dead relatives? Most importantly, can I use "enhanced interrogation techniques" to "persuade" others to sign?

[cliffordu]

9. I'm in for enhanced go fuck yourself.

[Echo In Light]

20. Ha...Double-Secret-Enhanced even

[cliffordu]

24. Hellyeah!!!!

[cali]

10. signed, Patrick Leahy.

[Systematic Chaos]

11. Signed, Systematic Chaos,

Mrs. Systematic Chaos,
Marmie Chaos,
Taz Chaos,
Shakey Chaos and
Calis Chaos.

That's two more people and 4 very mellow cats whom I am sure would agree. :thumbsup:

[driver8]

12. signed, driver8. Please fuck yourself with a chainsaw. n/t

[LeftishBrit]

13. Dear Dick, the entire world wants you to go and fuck yourself!

[Faux pas]

14. I want him to SHUT UP first and then he can go fornicate himself

and the caballo he rode in on.

[goclark]

16. I want him to keep talking ~ there is a reason

he got out of his sick bed to make the ROVE Rounds on the "MSM."

He is desperate to save his butt and he seems to like being able to spill his lies.

Pretty soon, he will make a major slip up and the cards will fall all around him.

:mad:

[Echo In Light]

21. Well...better him than US, that's for certain

[goclark]

22. The truth will out I do believe

I can't wait to see it happen.

[Faux pas]

29. Okay, he can keep talking and hang himself with his own forked

tongue. But do we have to look at him too?

[KansDem]

15. Include me in!

And take that pissant, George, with you!

[blondeatlast]

17. Mr. Cheney, (your name here) yourself.

:thumbsup:

[hootinholler]

18. Corncob?

Judging from this photo, it may not be necessary.



-Hoot

[Lugnut]

19. I'm in.

Signed!

[roguevalley]

23. here, and take your wife and assinine dipshit daughters with you.

[Ilsa]

25. Sez me too, and with a barbwire bottle brush. nt

[proud patriot]

26. count me in

I hate that man

[Philosoraptor]

27. ----------------

[madokie]

28. sideways with a peice of two by four lumber

stud size no doubt:-)

[HCE SuiGeneris]

30. Signed, sealed

and... soon to be delivered.

[graywarrior]

31. I bet even he would be repulsed by fucking himself.

Nevertheless, GO FUCK YOURSELF, DICK.