I was in line at the grocery store today and a conservative was in front of me

[RB TexLa]

The line moved along, eventually getting to the person in front of me. The checker began scanning their purchases and they then paid for them. After that, I made my transaction and left the store. I then got into my car and drove home. I think the person in front of me was a conservative, pretty sure.

[rcrush]

1. Did he have big stupid ears?

And giant eyes?

[gcomeau]

3. Pfft.

It was obviously the "W - '04" bumper sticker on his ass. That's how you always identify conservatives in the checkout line at supermarkets.

[RB TexLa]

4. If you consider normal sized ears

to be big and stupid and normal sized eyes to be giant, then yes he big stupid ears and giant eyes. :)

[rcrush]

10. Did he have a "I hate mexicans" tattoo on his forehead?nt

[KansDem]

2. You could always waterboard them to make sure...

If you really wanted to know.

[angstlessk]

5. twitter is in your OTHER hand fool!

:rofl: that is too funny, almost as good as "CALL YOUR FUCKING CONGRESSMAN RIGHT FUCKING NOW"!

[ProgressiveFool]

6. must have been the jumbo carton of teabags that tipped you off /nt

[meegbear]

7. Sounds more like a Libertarian ...

or perhaps a Nihilist. It's stamped on the back of the neck; you should check there next time.

[DearAbby]

8. What gave you the first clue?

for me the close set beady eyes, that gives them away. My Husband disagrees and says its the point at the top of their heads.

[RB TexLa]

9. I saw a puff of smoke coming from their hand as it moved close to a picture of

Michelle Obama on a magazine cover.

[DearAbby]

14. Drooling, muttering

GARDEN
SWINGSET
BARE ARMS
DOG
BOWING
MAULING THE QUEEN
SHAKING HANDS

*babble
*mutter
**Drool

[hlthe2b]

11. No hit and run this time?

:sarcasm:

[Echo In Light]

12. Ha...dunno about that, but man they're sure easy to spot in traffic!!!

[seabeyond]

13. had conservative in front of me this morning. sticker said "i support texas cessation"

had another in front of kids school with sticker that said "leave my ?, guns and money alone. you do the "change". or something like that.

what

we just sharin stories about conservatives????

[Towlie]

15. Me too! I knew he was a conservative because he was in the ten items or less line with eleven items.