"I can prove torture works! I can't offer any proof because it's secret, but it saved LA!"

[ck4829]

How well can you modify that phrase said by Republicans?

"Magical kittens saved LA from a terrorist attack! I can't offer any proof for it because it's top secret, but it happened!"

Have fun.

[hedgehog]

1. I saved LA from terrorist attack by spinning the earth backwards

to the day before! No one remembers this except me, but it happened!

[Tangerine LaBamba]

2. "I can prove that torture works, and you know it, too,

but I had to erase your memory of it so as to protect all of us God's Workers, so you'll just have to trust me that we saved the world."

[C_U_L8R]

3. I slept at a Holiday Inn Express last night

and saved Chicago from the terrorist horde

[Duer 157099]

4. "God is real! I can't actually provide the proof, because then it's not faith!"

"But Jesus saved my soul!"

It's no wonder they go for it so readily.

[damntexdem]

5. But LA is not 'saved.'

Do you really need proof of that? ;-)

[zbdent]

7. the Babel Fish was so undeniably improbable and couldn't have come into existence without

divine intervention, that it proved the NON-EXISTENCE OF GOD ...

[KamaAina]

6. Well, fish saved Pittsburgh. Why can't torture save L.A.?

:sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:

edit: extra sarcasm