Cheney Starts Pro-Torture Facebook Page

[DearAbby]

Cheney Starts Pro-Torture Facebook Page
Andy BorowitzBorowitzReport.com
Posted April 24, 2009 | 04:05 PM (EST)


In his most aggressive public relations move since leaving office, former Vice President Dick Cheney today established a Facebook page for fans of torture.

In recent weeks, Mr. Cheney has been speaking out in praise of such controversial interrogation tactics as waterboarding, but in establishing his Facebook page the vice president seems to be attempting something far more ambitious: creating a social network for torture fans everywhere.

"This is a place where fans of waterboarding can meet, chat, and yes, hook up," Mr. Cheney told Fox News host Sean Hannity last night.

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Next they will say the ol boy is twittering.




more at the link

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/cheney-starts-pro-torture_b_191119.html

[damntexdem]

1. Facebook? Or Shoot-In-The-Facebook?

;-)

[DearAbby]

2. Cheney Twitter

"the sombitch stepped in front of my birdshot"

Next Twitter

"It was effective"

[Birthmark]

3. That has a future

...as a place to pick up S&M types. I guess that's useful to somebody.

[Telly Savalas]

4. It was only when I got to the last paragraph

that I was able to determine that this was satire.

I think that's a pretty good indication on how far out there the Right has gone.