New Teabagger Rally to be All About Fisting

[Ian David]

No, srsly. This is the brand-new official logo for the 9/12 event:



More:
http://teablogging.net/2009/04/24/new-teabagger-rally-to-be-all-about-fisting/

[Avalux]

1. ROFL!

Shame on you. Too funny. :spray:

[underpants]

2. Are you sure that isn't just three of them getting together to count to three?

What is this "fisting"? Can you provide a picture or something for the uninformed?

[jmowreader]

31. Fisting falls into the category of acts I refer to as TLA

TLA = Thread Locking Activity, due to the fact sex threads are routinely locked on DU.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

3. oh noes not fisting (isn't that...well you know...)

[tbyg52]

4. Tell me again - just *how* stupid are they....?! nt

[NYC_SKP]

5. I thought they were going to Toss Salad first.

Fuck, they can't even get foreplay right.

:rofl:

[Ian David]

7. This winter, it will be all about snowballing. n/t

[opihimoimoi]

6. They still wanna fist America for MORE MONEY and BLOOD?? They are the GOP PORN MFKRS

[AlBrattOnline]

22. fisting

sorry, i thought fisting was related to porn
techniques/movies. maybe it also has another meaning.

i recently read a post on huffington about repubs being
inclined toward porn movies. so maybe they have decided to
turn the teaparty into an outdoor porn party. you never know
what these geeks will do next. 

[stevedeshazer]

8. Plus, it's a LEFT fist.

:rofl:

[Ian David]

12. The other fist is masturbating. n/t

[and-justice-for-all]

13. SATAN!!!!!! nt

[stevedeshazer]

18. Speaking of Satan and the Republicans,

Ever notice the upside-down stars (pentagrams) on the GOP logo? The sign of the goat?

What's up with that?

[and-justice-for-all]

20. SATAN!!!!!! nt

:evilgrin:

[TahitiNut]

9. Does the weather forecast include golden showers?

:dunce: Will they have a salad tossing contest? Maybe RimJob will show up.

[90-percent]

10. additionally

They could have a Nasty Sanchez day!

-90% jimmy

[AwakeAtLast]

11. Man, we don't have to do anything, do we?

They do it all themselves! :rofl:

:rofl:

:rofl:

[and-justice-for-all]

14. Uh, I pay taxes because I dont have a magic repuke money tree..

PS: Repuke Morons, SHITS NOT FREE!!

[Speck Tater]

15. More fist poster images for them to use

[Initech]

16. Maybe an S&M one next?

[InternalDialogue]

38. That's for the upcoming border rally.

Against Spaniards and Mexicans, of course.

(sound bites from Steve Martin seem to last forever)

[rcrush]

17. Their anti-immigrant march will be called "NO MORE DIRTY SANCHEZES!"

[tridim]

19. And beyond that.. 2 Girls 1 Cup

[Initech]

21. That would be an exceptionally shitty rally.

[90-percent]

23. Fear

The next Dirty Sanchez in your neighborhood will try to date your daughter!

-90% jimmy

[muntrv]

24. Are they gonna reach around?

[mrs_p]

25. the panthers are back?

or are more cougs taking over the GOP?

[Rage for Order]

27. Nope, this will be a different group of racists n/t

[Atman]

26. The National Anthem will be played by Rusty Trombone. Dirty Sanchez gives the invocation.

Holy crap, these people are insane.

.

[jmowreader]

32. Thanks a LOT, you asshole...

right up until 30 seconds ago, I didn't know what a rusty trombone was. Thanks for the education.

[DCKit]

36. The military band will be led by capt. Felcher

JMO, *don't* look that one up. Series. Don't.

[intheflow]

28. Ew.

Sadly, their CM coverage will probably be wall-to-wall, 24-7 for two weeks before and a week after. I predict lots of tight shots on "crowds." Thousands will show and they'll say it's one of the biggest protests ever, ignoring again the millions who showed up during Bush protests. :puke:

[juno jones]

29. The attendees should wear

Pearl Necklaces. As a form of protest, of course.

[90-percent]

30. New Spin off group

the bareback brigade!

-90% Jimmy

[rucky]

33. I wonder if Rick Warren will get involved...

to add some saddlebacking into the mix.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=969486

[JBoy]

34. They should schedule a rally for a hot, humid day in Cleveland.

Rush could be the keynote speaker at the "Cleveland Steamer".

[lonestarnot]

35. OMG! ROFL

A left fist! woot! :rofl:

[21st century fox]

37. How lovely. N/T.

[lunatica]

39. It's good for them that teabagging and fisting can be done at the same time