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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 10:02 PM
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It might be that we're always students in a big ass class.
Edited on Sat Apr-25-09 10:06 PM by originalpckelly
1. It might be that I'm the teachers pet. :P
2. It might be that I'm your teacher because of it.
3. It might be that the best way to learn something is to teach it.
4. It might be that you know what I'm talking about. :P
5. It might be that the only way to achieve harmony is to have a single point of reference.
6. It might be that I'm the eater of doubt, but not all doubt.
7. It might be that monkeys will fly out of my ass.

1. It might be that certainty is the most irrational thing.
2. It might be that it's impossible to know all.
3. It might be that irrationality is caused by a lack of doubt.
4. It might be that I need you as you need me.
5. It might be that we can only achieve anarchy through socialism. Anarchy through socialism.
6. It might be that both political parties don't have the entire answer, but only part.
7. It might be that pigs will fly.

1. It might be that both sides need each other to survive.
2. It might be that we know some things one cannot be forced to do.
3. It might be that they know some things one cannot be forced to do.
4. It might be that we know some things that must happen.
5. It might be that they know some things that must happen.
6. It might be that DICK Cheney was in control of everything.
7. It might be that the sound of one hand clapping is the same as the other.

OK, I'm tired. I need to rest a while. I'll take this up later if I get enough rest. This hard work, me monkey man. Me no get. Hahaha!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 10:06 PM
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1. It is tl;dr
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 10:08 PM
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2. It might be that George Carlin was right to worship the sun...
because it's the big man in the sky.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 10:10 PM
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3. 1. It might be that there are six sexes.
2. It might be that we need all of them to survive.
3. It might be that we're just like the honey bees.
4. It might be that we need a queen bee.
5. It might be that the queen bee is a gay man.
6. It might be that the gay flag is a rainbow for a reason.
Insert prior joke here about George Carlin.
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 10:40 PM
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4. it might be
that we are just collective bits of energy.
it may be we are just flying around the sun.
it may be that the collective bits of energy of others
are fleshed out in toto by our brains.
it may be that optical illusions are lessons of the power of perception, and are reflections of our own
psyche.

and it is most certainly that we are creators of our own reality.
choose wisely,
dp

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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:55 PM
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8. 1. It might be my student that you should follow my format*
2. It might be that what you talk about is behind e=mc^2 and the Heisenberg uncertainty principle and I'm capable of glimpsing it a little better because I might be our species queen bee
3. It might be that the reason Albert Einstein was so brilliant was the odd structure of his brain
4. It might be that not only do I have this, but the right software for it
5. It might be like Microsoft making a good version of Windows :rofl:
6. It might be that duality is an incomplete picture
7. It might be that I'm totally high.

1. It might explain why the State Seal of Colorado contains the eye of providence, as it is my home state, why the seal of the USA Contains the eye as well
2. It might explain why I'm now living down the street from the University of Denver and posting/debating/learning on the Democratic Underground
3. It might be that I needed not to have people tell me what to think, but to analyze things from the things people ask me
4. It might be that this is totally fucking awesome
5. It might be that you should never trust me, but be willing to try out what I say at least once to see if I'm full of crap or not
6. It might be that then you need to tell me if it works
7. It might be that I'm getting tired of this might be crap, and I may need to find a new format

1. It might be that I still do not have everything figured out and probably never will
2. It might be that there is no coincidence I was born in 1986 and my two best friends in elementary school were born in 1987
3. It might be that the guy I'm probably meant for left my school after 7th grade
4. It might be the explanation of the strong love I felt for my other friend, who is a woman
5. It might be the explanation of why it went all out of whack in '07 when I found her on facebook
6. It might be that I needed to finally figure out that I'm like totally fucking gay
7. It might be that llaaihjkjnbkjgbmnbuhlkjb,jhg

1. It might be that I need to be gay in order to love everyone and care about them
2. It might be the reason that when I was a little boy I wanted to be a nun, seriously a gay thing
3. It might be the reason that I used to make a nest for all my stuffed animals
4. It might be that I need to take care of the Earth on an active basis
5. It might explain why the Latin word for equilibrium, Aequilibrium
6. I might be the eye of providence for my species
7. It might rain nuns and somethuns

1. It might explain the reason why the President of the USA, who is a human king if I'm right, is left handed like me
2. It might be that he's destined to be the human king of the usa
3. It might be that a bi guy has both the masculine and feminine brain software
4. It might explain the tenderness you see in his eyes
5. It might be that he's only slightly out of balance toward the direction of the masculine
6. It might be that he's so gentle because of this and so capable of compromise
7. It might be that my dog ate my homework and that my homework was my home

1. It might explain why creative people in our world tend to be left handed
2. It might be that women know bi men really prefer gay men
3. It might be that they better understand them, being a majority male
4. It might be that there are three things that determine actual sex: brain software, brain structure, and primary/secondary sexual characteristics
5. It might be that bi men have all things male except the brain software, which contains both male and female, but aside from my dude is shift more toward masculine than feminine
6. It might be the height of bi men is larger in proportion to their respective gay man, and that the gentleness of understanding of the feminine is necessary to restrain their greater physical strength
7. It might be that the sound of everything is the quietest sound possible

1. It might be that although I need to do seven of these things, with the seventh being bullshit, I should really try to make them zen koans to make them more worthwhile
2. It might be that the Freemasons "Brotherly Love, Relief, and Truth" is brotherly love (wink, wink) relief (wink, wink) and truth
3. It might be three things that are there with two being satiated, probably canceling out the drives to pursue them, in pursuit of the third
4. It might be that intuition is logic is truth
5. It might be that you can never know something absolutely and that's the reason the people who are arrogant straight men and lesbians make such bad decisions when in power
6. It might be easier to be str8, either female str8 or male str8, but the certainty that exists in self due to the straightness makes for bad decicion making
7. In the beginning there was nothing and something

1. It might be that no one who was LGBT could live openly before I came because the certain ones who know nothing do not have enough sense to question:
THOU SHALT NOT KILL v. If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads. Other than the people who were that way and knew it to be untrue
2. It always seemed my girlfriend (aka fag hag who kept me from killing myself due to the biggotry of society, queen consort I suppose) when I was a kid was a certain one, unfortunately for the poor dear she tries at art but has no creativity :-( I think that's why she was so good in school now. That's why I loved her, so we won't exploit people like her, she treated me kindly unlike the rest of society
3. It might be the uncertain ones are the meeting of the anti and the normal
4. It might be that most of society is uncertain about its sexuality and has been forced into the dualistic gender roles
5. This might be because those two roles are the unchecking of growth and destruction and we might have needed that to get to this point
6. It might be no coincidence that I have arrived when we are getting close to the 7 billion population mark, my number
7. What are the three colors you cannot see?

1. It might be time to start implementing bee/ant like eusocialism that gives people free will to choose my path
2. It might be the reason I've been thinking about ways to get us off fossil fuels
3. It might be that we should build trains to carry cars powering them with electricity
4. It might be that this would help us get people to buy cars with batteries, because they wouldn't have to travel as far under their own power/limited range
5. It might be that people wouldn't have to go out and buy new cars, but would be able to get off the fossil fuels
6. It might be that DICK Cheney was the representation of the evils of malsocialism I believe he was an oil man after all
7. 3.149... - 3
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 10:46 PM
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5. 1. It might explain the way honey bees navigate.
2. It might explain why they do their little waggle dance.
3. It might be that we all need a third point of reference.
4. It might be that we can't get away from socialism when we have a society.
5. It might be that corporations as they are now structured are forceful, and make people work.
6. It might be that this is because it is malsocialism, the replacement of the will of the many with the unquestioned and uninformed will of the one or few.
7. It might rain cats and dogs!

1. It might be that I need to include doubt in everything I say, so that you will be able to make up your own mind.
2. It might be that this is necessary or you'd just follow all I say blindly.
3. It might be that free will is being able to question authority.
4. It might be that authority needs to be questioned in order for authority to learn.
5. It might explain why I gravitated to DU and why you all questioned me so much.
6. It might be that you've helped me to learn something by questioning me.
7. It might be that I'm completely and totally full of crap.

1. It might be that I am a scout for our species.
2. It might be that I locate resources for us.
3. It might be that in order to locate these resources, I must know what you need.
4. It might be that instead of being the source of life in the sense of a mother, I'm the source of life in the form of a father.
5. It might be that I was raised by screwed up family and it was no accident.
6. It might be that these conditions were necessary to give release me from the power of the DICK: growth and destruction.
7. It might be that I've lost my fucking mind.

1. It might be that I have to leave a trail of bullshit behind me in order for you to follow back to the resources.
2. It might be that I have to bullshit on target.
3. It might be that the reason we call them sexes is that there are two meanings for sex in Latin: 1. six 2. to cut
4. It might be that we need to stop persecuting LGBTs to provide for the male heteros and female heteros.
5. It might be that when we let the heteros rule, they never understand the idea of doubt, and act like they know everything.
6. It might be that is why I'm here now.
7. It might be that the sound of no hands clapping is the sound of one.

1. It might be that it takes 6000 years to produce a new fully developed human queen, who won't use his power over everyone else.
2. It might be that that is the reason I came here to DU, to destroy any of the imbalance in me between intuition, ambition and destruction
3. It might be that I started on DU "knowing" everything and acting under the influence of ambition and revenge (trying to prove something for the wrong reason.)
4. It might be that the reason I came here is to be able to admit how flawed I am.
5. It might be that I went nuts a few weeks ago and the way back caused me to lose a large part of my irrationality.
6. It might be that I lied to you to teach you and to teach me.
7. It might be that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about.

1. It might be that I have to rest every seven days, or things and say something funny.
2. It might be that humor is necessary for us because it is often self-effacing
3. It might be that George Carlin was a real stand up philosopher
4. It might be that the reason I dropped out was that I shouldn't accept knowledge presented in a classroom with a teacher who admits no doubt
5. It might be that lots of people who are creative are some form of non-hetero on the kinsey sex scale, which is litterally divided up into six sections
6. It might be that I'm the only completely gay man on Earth, and that all the others just damn close, and that this is the reason I might be queen
7. It might be that a nargononiam.

1. It might be that the ideal father is all that makes a man and the sweetness of a woman
2. It might be the swine flu on the way is due to the disharmony in our species and it will be the method we start eusocialism like the bees
3. It might be that we'll need to institute socialized medicine and all work together in the moment of immediate danger in order to save all of us
4. It might be that we need to support the President because he's a human king: a bisexual male
5. It might be that we've been deceived into killing or ignoring our leaders because if we'd listened to them when they hadn't attained their necessary level of rationality
6. It might be the reason the Bible says: THOU SHALT NOT KILL, then turns around and says: If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.
7. It might be complete and total bullshit we have to overcome to save ourselves, and only when we have attained the ability to really rationalize as best we can, that's when we can stop suffering and move on to harmony and peace
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 10:57 PM
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6. harmony and peace
Be the change you want to see in the world.

and whenever 2 or more are gathered, well... you get the drift?

dp
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-25-09 11:41 PM
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7. I tried to enroll in Big Ass Class, but they said I lacked the prerequisites.
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