Saw A Singularly Repulsive Bumpersticker Today

[tucsonlib]

Curious, I did a little research when I got home. And I found a website that specializes in marketing this sort of crap. Can't recall the domain name.... "chotchkes4patriots.com" maybe.

Anyhow, this is an example of the kind of stuff they sell - the same bumpersticker I saw:





Upon further reflection, I had to admit I was sorta grateful for that little piece of revolting vinyl. It was so informative and concise! Just a two-second glance and I learned everything I ever needed to know about the driver of that Mercedes!
Why, it alone could serve as his entire personal profile on eHarmony:

"Hi, I'm a white, wealthy, Republican NRA member. I'm selfish and bigoted. I enjoy making and spending money, killing animals for sport and jokes that insult women and minorities. I would rather be feared than loved. There is no joy in my heart - only anger and hate. The world would be a better place without me."

[NYC_SKP]

1. I think this one says, "I'm in touch with my inner Freeper, I'm really gullible and stupid":

[donheld]

2. Check out that website on the sticker

You'll hurl.