If Michelle Bachman thinks CO2 is naturally occuring harmless gas..then

[TheCoxwain]

she should be placed in a box flooded with CO2 for 2 minutes.

Would be suprised if she see still sees CO2 as a harmless gas.

[NYC_SKP]

1. I think she would not like that.

I recommend pure Nitrogen gas.

She'll just fall asleep.

For a very, very, long time.

[leeroysphitz]

5. She should be suspended in a xenon mist. n/t

[Norquist Nemesis]

2. Are we sure that it hasn't already happened to her?

There has to be a reason how she can be so brain damaged and still a functional Congresscritter. CO2 levels for her constituency should be studied, too!

[depakid]

3. There's actually a Darwin Award on point

Take a deep breath...

(3 June 2006, Florida) Two more candidates have thrown themselves into the running for a Darwin Award. The feet of Jason and Sara, both 21, were found protruding from a huge, deflated helium advertising balloon. Jason was a college student, and Sara attended community college, but apparently their education had glossed over the importance of breathing oxygen.

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2006-05.html

[PerfectSage]

4. Since she has the IQ of a plant, it wouldn't hurt her to breath CO2 for 2 minutes.

[rocktivity]

6. Better yet, flood the box with water

That's a non-toxic, naturally occurring substance, too!

:headbang:
rocktivity

[MrsBrady]

7. maybe she could just hold her breath n/t

[tomreedtoon]

8. Anyone here ever work in a restaurant or snack bar?

You know why it is required to chain up all CO2 cylinders against a wall? Because if the tanks fall and rupture, the gas will take the place of air, hanging close to the ground (it's heavier than air) and suffocate everyone in the building. It isn't as instantly deadly as carbon monoxide (from automobiles) which prevents your blood from absorbing oxygen ever again, but its form of death is just as permanent.

I wonder if this Bachman ever worked in a snack bar. I wonder if she is in Congress because she couldn't qualify for a job in a snack bar.

[rcrush]

9. Also they can fire like a missile if they pop

I saw that happen once. Some fool was trying to change out the tank and tried to drag it across the hall and dropped it. It shot about 15 feet pretty fast.

[Webster Green]

10. She should be removed from congress..

Either censured, or whatever they do to hopelessly deluded congressional asswipes, or perhaps her family could do an intervention,and have her committed or something. :crazy: