What will Sean Hannity admit to under tort- um, enhanced interrogation?

[Bucky]

Poll question: What will Sean Hannity admit to under tort- um, enhanced interrogation?

I can feel it in my bones. Every day brings us yet another news cycle closer to the delicious moment when Sean Hannity will be water boarded. I do not relish the thought of some innocent party (or Sean Hannity) suffering torture at the hands of an American. But we live in extraordinary times--and the times call for extraordinary sacrifice. We confront today in America a true ticking bomb situation: sweeps month is only weeks away. Thus, in order to get to the bottom of this situation, in the spirit of superpatriotism, literally that which flies far over the head of actual patriotism, I am willing to sacrifice Mr Hannity's presumption of innocence under the 4th, 5th, and 6th Amendments and see him waterboarded--waterboarded for America.

The only question remains... what nefarious plots will Mr Melonhead fess up to under the duress of enhanced water sports?

[Believing Is Art]

1. He enjoys singing MmmBop in the shower

and has a webpage dedicated to toy poodles.

[zbdent]

3. shades of Santorum ...

[Bucky]

4. This may not be the proper forum for this, but...

frankly, who doesn't?

[Optical.Catalyst]

2. After being tortured by Water Boarding, Sean Hannity will admit Water Boarding is torture

I would like his interrogator to 'prep' Hannity with sleep deprivation before the event. Just before Hannity is water boarded, the interrogator should slam his head into a wall, put head phones on him and blast loud music into his ears for a while. Then water board the jerk.

Without asking Hannity's permission, do this six times in a row. Immediately after the sixth time, put a camera and microphone into his face and ask him straight out

"Is water boarding torture?"