I'm watching Faux News today so that you don't have to

[Fleshdancer]

YOUR WELCOME DU! ;)

Karl Rove has a big sad right now. :( "...big gains for Democrats, Specter is doing this for political reasons, Democrats will not be happy with Specter, blah blah blah." Rove was all over the place. Now a few pundits are arguing over whether the republican party left Specter or not. Overall, they don't seem to have much to say.

Now we're back to swine flu. My 5 minute faux job is now done which is good because this network is an eye sore. They have too much crap on the screen at once: 4 different screens (3 of them are playing video) but the main video sometimes splits in half to show the host and the guest. There's a stupid rotating network logo in one corner, a "live desk" logo in the other corner, the streaming text at the very bottom, an alert box above it with more text, and a stock ticker. How do people watch this crap without getting a headache?

[mcctatas]

1. You are an invaluable service to our community...

my hat is off to you! :patriot:

[spanone]

2. hey kkkarl, everything in dc is for political reasons..you stupid fuck

[Ilsa]

13. I think that should be "evil fuck", but that's just me! LOL. nt

[Fleshdancer]

16. and for Rove of all people to judge people on playing politics is HILARIOUS

pot meet kettle. :eyes:

Now we have that Droopy Dog guy (I think his name is Brit?) basically repeating everything Rove (and everyone else) has already said.

I'm surprised. I thought Faux would have come up with a new twisted spin on this...or at least blame Specter on the swine flu or something. :shrug:

[louis-t]

3. Re: 4 screen video montage:

Now we know why faux viewers always look like this......:crazy:

[SpiralHawk]

20. The multi-image thing is a deliberate occult Republicon mind-f*ck

The republicon occultists know that if they scramble your brain cells and signals, you will in fact be stupified, and swallow the propaganda swill they are shoveling

Republicon darkside occultism is an EVIL danger

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. The meme is that he did it for political reasons

steele said as much too

File this under... it is so obvious even a republican got it

[lpbk2713]

5. It must be a sad day at ClusterFox.

WAAAH!! No fair!!



I'm LMAO here!

[Merlot]

6. "How do people watch this crap without getting a headache?"

I believe it's deliberate. It serves to keep people a little unbalanced and hipnotized while making them feel important and well informed.

[Ilsa]

15. They raise my blood pressure too much. I have to turn them off

after a couple of minutes.

[Fleshdancer]

17. It really is that bad

You can't concentrate on one screen. I think they're promoting ADD and eye strain.

[Merlot]

23. They're promoting anxiety, fear, and anger. These graphics emphasize

those feelings. They're designed to raise your blood pressure, give you a headache and make you feel anxious.

[Catshrink]

7. thank you for your sacrifice.

:fistbump:

[monmouth]

8. I nominate you for "Profiles in Courage"....n/t

[mshasta]

9. no breaks for repukes..

Mexicans gone wild, traitor senator Specter, Obama shakes hands with Chavez, Torture memos,Tea bagging...Guns ...

[LSK]

10. Judith "I nailed it on Iraq" Miller is on there now???

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[madrchsod]

14. hmmm...i wonder who she did nail in iraq

[NightHawk63]

11. 'Preciate it FleshDancer

My DVR doesn't get FOX. OK, I programmed it that way, but still I appreciate your service for those of us without the strong constitutions required to handled that garbage!

:)

[Ilsa]

12. Judith Miller is on right now discussing ehr book "Germs".

They are talking about Anthrax and how we are safe from it now by being prepared. They love talking about 2001.

Fixed News is going to interview Arlen Specter around 2pm edt or later.

[Fleshdancer]

18. Yay! Steele is on the phone now!

Steele is by far my favorite repub douche! :bounce:

A few quotes:

"Wow! Who knew Specter was a Democrat all along?"

"Good riddance"

"This was very much self preservation"

"Specter flipped the bird at the Senate republicans"

"Slap in the face to a lot of good republicans who took it on the chin for him all these years"

:rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

19. Uh Oh! The GOP "mean girls" are holding a press conference!

Mitch McConnell is calling this a defection. Cornyn is now bitching, but Faux is talking over him so I don't know what empty threats he's now giving.

[Cha]

21. Well, I give you Props

for that!

[Ron Green]

22. Fox News is the video version of a Wal*Mart full of injection-molded

Chinese toys.