Just had a close encounter with

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

a really bizzaro bigot about Swine Flu.

This person (and I use that term based on physical appearances only) works greeting the public. She refused to speak to several obviously Hispanic people, causing them to have to wait. I had been talking with one, who was from Argentina... never been to Mexico, not even really sure where Mexico is (I guess geographic ignorance has no boundary) and had to get home for child care.

So, Volvo-driving-latte-liberal-tree-hugging-bomb-throwing-in-your-face me approaches said biggot when my turn comes. I chat a few minutes about our business, then after I have used her pen, touched all her stuff, sneezed once or twice and shaken her hand, I drop the A=bomb...

I tell her I am worried about my family in Mexico City, and that I have to go back there again next week.

Think that will shake her up?

[madrchsod]

1. you are evil.....

for the next 7 or so days she`s going to be very worried

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. BwaaaaaHAAAAhaHA!

thank you

[Ilsa]

11. Fox viewers think it is 14 days or so, you know, however long it took

for the virus to incubate in Obama so he could bring it home. :crazy:

[Warpy]

3. What a rotten thing to do to another human being!

:rofl:

I love it.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

7. uh, thanks

I think

[Warpy]

14. Oh, I intend to duplicate it if such an occasion presents itself

New Mexico is such a mixed state that I doubt it will.

White bigots have to be nice to brown folks if they want to stay in business, in other words.

[sagetea]

4. I bow to you!!!

LOL, very well done, my friend, very well done indeed!!!

[MineralMan]

5. She will have to take the rest of the day off,

so she can go home and soak herself in Clorox. A fine job!

[Rebubula]

6. That is the best approach...

...if possible, never attack from the front - the enemy will be expecting that move.

Well done. I applaud your inventiveness at dealing with morans...they can rarely be reasoned with, but there is no reason that you cannot have some fun at their ignorance.

[mrbarber]

8. Or you could have reported the person to their manager..

..and not help contribute to the hysteria that is beginning to form around the Swine Flu outbreak.

just my two cents.

[jgraz]

9. Aww, what's the point of morans if you can't fuck with their heads?

[northofdenali]

10. Scoot, she'll develop symptoms IMMEDIATELY -

and will file it under workers comp because of you, you mean old bastard you!! :rofl:

I LOVE IT :hug::toast::hug:

[Ilsa]

12. She'll probably go home and eat

a bullet. The IQ of the GOP will go up. But it isn't your fault she's so fucking ignorant, WJMS.

[Hepburn]

13. Bravo....

....:applause: