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Edited on Tue Apr-28-09 06:24 PM by pepperbear
1. Attempted to block stimulus package 2. Former GOP candidate for VP had trailer park family meltdown, blew off actual state work to start '12 campaign 3. Elected blowhard radio personality as de facto leader and spokesperson, now genuflecting continuously in his presence 4. Appointed michael steele to be Master P 5. Trumpeted the bogus claim that Obama is not a citizen 6. Created useless counter-stimulus package with no numbers or plan 7. Lost a special election 8. Appointed WooWoo Jindhal to speak in opposition, but he's remembered only for pissing off Washington state and Hawaii 9. Criticized pandemic flu preparedness in stimulus bill 10. Decided that torture wasn't really torture 11. Decided that torture was torture, but it was OK because "we got the information we needed" 12. Decided torture was only torture when another country does it 13. Completely bereft of ideas and direction, resolved to rename the democratic party 14. Funded astroturf movement called "teabagging", dismayed to discover what all the snickering was about, distraught to find out world cares more about middle aged english songbirds 15. Decried the very notion of diplomacy because Obama shook Chavez's hand 16. made mountain out of molehill over first lady touching the queen and the giving of the subsequent "inappropriate" gift 17. Schooled by news anchor on who was actually president in 1976 18. Currently holding up nominations to key posts 19. Currently fucking with Minnesota senate seat 20. Lost key party member for being too idealogically beholden to the right wing
I'm sure I missed a few.
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