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Memekiller (755 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 06:22 PM Original message |
Georgia candidate for governor Neal Horsley says sex with mules, watermelon behind him |
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JeffR (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
1. Hmm. He'd be a big step forward from Sonny, anyhow. |
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Dramarama (544 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
2. His surname adds to the funnies |
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nomorenomore08 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 09:54 PM Response to Reply #2 |
69. Isn't "Neal Horsley" just absolutely the perfect name for this buffoon? |
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hvn_nbr_2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 06:35 PM Response to Original message |
3. This could take the art of the political advertising several steps forward. |
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Sancho (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 06:37 PM Response to Original message |
4. Well, in Florida it would be legal... |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 11:02 PM Response to Reply #4 |
44. Unless the mule's your first cousin. |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 09:37 PM Response to Reply #4 |
68. Quit fucking giving FL shit! |
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flakey_foont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 06:37 PM Response to Original message |
5. so I guess that makes a lie out of the adage |
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tomm2thumbs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
6. I guess he took 'getting a piece of ass' too literally |
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Flabbergasted (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 01:22 AM Response to Reply #6 |
54. Funny nt |
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bemildred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
7. As long as the mule was not underage, I don't see a problem. nt |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 06:39 PM Response to Original message |
8. Way too much information. |
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Wind Dancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 11:14 PM Response to Reply #8 |
45. LOL! n/t |
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UpInArms (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
9. one cannot have sex with a watermelon |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 06:51 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. What a tragic failure of imagination. |
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Memekiller (755 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 09:39 AM Response to Reply #11 |
57. LOL! n/t |
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Sheets of Easter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 07:03 PM Response to Reply #9 |
16. Santorum never said anything about "man on fruit," so it's all good. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 07:19 PM Response to Reply #16 |
21. Um, you know "fruit" has multiple meanings, right? |
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Sheets of Easter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 07:21 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. I've never been towel-snapped by a mango. I should get out more often. |
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ArbustoBuster (956 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 08:19 PM Response to Reply #23 |
33. It was a big problem when I was a lad. |
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tabbycat31 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 09:25 PM Response to Reply #33 |
40. you owe me a new keyboard |
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bemildred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 07:40 PM Response to Reply #9 |
26. From my humor archives: |
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bemildred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 07:48 PM Response to Reply #9 |
29. Man who had sex with bike in court |
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3waygeek (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 08:09 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. This is not so unusual... |
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Historic NY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 09:07 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
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Number23 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 01:14 AM Response to Reply #29 |
51. Don't forget this jewell! |
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Number23 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 01:18 AM Response to Reply #29 |
53. One more |
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Oak2004 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 08:38 PM Response to Reply #53 |
65. That's because it's far too easy for a woman to explain why she is |
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Number23 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 08:57 PM Response to Reply #65 |
66. lol Too true!! |
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Bozita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 07:59 PM Response to Reply #9 |
30. When watermelons are out of season, there are always car wash vacuums |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 04:35 PM Response to Reply #9 |
60. I beg to differ. |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
10. I hear the Republicans are searching for a presidential candidate in 2012 |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 07:06 PM Response to Reply #10 |
18. Horsley 2012: He KNOWS how to screw a donkey! |
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Bozita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 07:14 PM Response to Reply #10 |
20. Bet your ass on Horsely in 2012 |
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BuyingThyme (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
12. I've done some research over the years. |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
13. So? Who hasn't fucked a mule? |
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Sheets of Easter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 07:01 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Those who take the phrase "fuck me in the ass" literally. |
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Historic NY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 09:08 PM Response to Reply #15 |
35. why couldn't he just jack ass? |
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Historic NY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 09:10 PM Response to Reply #13 |
36. Well no worry about pregnancy the mules are sterile. |
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corpseratemedia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 07:01 PM Response to Original message |
14. He's still got cantalope and eggplant to go |
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L. Coyote (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
17. No pun intended??? |
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bleever (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 07:11 PM Response to Original message |
19. "Oh, Wilbur..." |
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Liberal_Stalwart71 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 07:20 PM Response to Original message |
22. I remember this. If this is the same person, Randi used to play his interview on her show... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 07:24 PM Response to Original message |
24. ... |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 07:25 PM Response to Original message |
25. I hope he didn't spend more than $20 on his campaign |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
27. Well uh...I'm glad he's no longer humping melons... |
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stevedeshazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
28. This entire thread is worthy of a 'DUzy'. |
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Memekiller (755 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 10:40 PM Response to Reply #28 |
42. What's a 'DUzy'? |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 12:07 PM Response to Reply #42 |
58. see JeffR's journal ... |
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Memekiller (755 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 05:55 PM Response to Reply #58 |
61. Awesome!!! Except... |
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MiniMe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 08:15 PM Response to Original message |
32. Understandable with a name like Horseley |
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Wizard777 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 09:12 PM Response to Original message |
37. Damned Republicans! |
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Nevernose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 09:17 PM Response to Original message |
38. He's not gay, so the religious right can still vote for him. |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 09:19 PM Response to Original message |
39. Fructophilia? That's a new one. |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 10:14 PM Response to Original message |
41. So. what's wrong with it? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
43. Epic Vetting Fail |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 11:21 PM Response to Original message |
46. Most mule-fuckers have sense enough not to run for public office |
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Memekiller (755 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-28-09 11:35 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. A dead girl or a live boy... |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 12:00 AM Response to Original message |
48. Gosh, Neal, that's nice. Glad to see you get out of the barnyard |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 12:21 AM Response to Original message |
49. Horsely/Palin 2012 |
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Number23 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 01:07 AM Response to Original message |
50. Your thread title caused me to almost pee myself. Literally |
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pepperbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 01:18 AM Response to Original message |
52. the mule, the watermelon, and certainly the men are less troubling than... |
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MisterP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 01:28 AM Response to Reply #52 |
55. that and his hit list of abortion-providing doctors n/t |
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Vickers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 01:55 AM Response to Original message |
56. A watermelon??!?!?!?!?!? |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
59. You mean the dude is a secessionist AND a creationist? |
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OneBlueSky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
62. kinda like "are you still beating your wife?", I guess . . . |
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ProgressiveFool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
63. If you're not doing it Horsely, you're not doing it right. /nt |
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cwcwmack (369 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 06:51 PM Response to Original message |
64. WHAT!!???? |
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PopSixSquish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-29-09 09:25 PM Response to Original message |
67. So If He Had Sexual Relations with More Than One Mule in a Row |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-30-09 07:58 AM Response to Original message |
70. He should change his name from Horsely to Muley. nt |
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