Murder monkey's Hissyfit in the Rose Garden --thread #DEUX

[underpants]

Thread UNO here
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=565684&mesg_id=565684

[Theres-a]

1. September 11

[Theres-a]

2. How do you define isolated?

[underpants]

6. Man my feed must be slow

Wow that was spooky

W is angry he needs him his drinky poo :beer:

[Theres-a]

15. I've got the teevee on

Somebody get that guy a drink.

[Theres-a]

12. 9/11

[BigNeeravT]

4. 9/11 terra, terra, terra!

OMG, I am getting so fucking sick of it! MAKE IT STOP!

[dogday]

3. LInking Iraq and 9-11 again

even still to this day.... A shame, a real shame...

[steve2470]

5. avoids the Novak question, great question nt

[Theres-a]

34. His answer wasn't even relative!

Outrageous.

[soothsayer]

7. the republicans and this president are going to work very closely together

[waiting for hope]

8. He's alone....

must be feeling a bit scared now I believe.

[Ilsa]

50. Cheney, McCain, Laura and Barney are his only supporters now. nt

[waiting for hope]

56. Oh - you forgot Lieberbutt!

That makes five....guess he feels special now that he has Five in his calling circle.

[Ilsa]

91. Oh man, I was trying to purge Lieberbutt from my brain! Now I'm

going to have to go pay for more hypnosis! ;)

[Canuckistanian]

78. And I hear Barney is wavering

Mrs. Beasley is has already come out anti-war by peeing on Laura's tulip garden.

[Ilsa]

92. Barney suspects W. the mass murderer was trying to poison

him with IAMs and other nasty pet food.

[Cha]

84. Don't forget fucking lieman..

lieman, monkeybutt, mccain..the whole cheneygang.

[truedelphi]

93. No, the RW Christian fundies are still there

God appointed B*, and God alone will give the word when they can turn away from suporting their leader

[Ilsa]

94. So, even if he's caught live

screwing a male goat outside on the Truman Balcony, they'll remain faithful until "God" says no more. Typically, those people are too lazy to do their own thinking.

[truedelphi]

95. I cannot figure out their reasoning but if he was found

with a goat on the Truman Balcony - I think they would claim the video was staged.

[Botany]

9. 9-11

So what did Iraq have to do with 9-11?

Lying motherfucker.

"They know what I know."

[global1]

10. Fighting Them There So We Don't Have To Fight Them Here....nt

[global1]

22. So I Guess Osama Is Not In A Safe Haven .....nt

[DemBones DemBones]

11. Hey, underpants! Long time no see!

Good to see you're still here. :hi:

Bush says we're going to balance the budget w/o raising taxes, claims Dems want to raise taxes on the working people.

[underpants]

32. HI! He just said that the Dems DID raise taxes on working people last week

:shrug:

Neeeeeeeeeeever heard of it

[DemBones DemBones]

45. WHAT?

:wtf:

[wicket]

71. Wow, he's even more delusional than usual

n/t

[MiniMe]

13. He is delusional

[bdamomma]

33. is his head spinning around now like in the Exorcist?

he is not well. Lord Pissypants is a correct name for him.

[underpants]

48. "it's HARD defending a big country"

BTW- the "Follow us home" line is an admission that they know that they can't secure the country.

[underpants]

14. Ed-hostage crisis enemies will follow us home doesn't sound like an endorsement

of the people charged with keeping the US safe.

[underpants]

18. That's what I said 9/11!

Ed asks about the money spent

W won't go into details. Then he went into details

[soothsayer]

16. q. you say the enemies will folllow us hom.e how> we've spent so much $$

making this country safe? how will they do it?

a. i'm not going to predict how they will do it. that's why we're inconvenienceing air traffickers so no one carries a gun on board. we cannot let them have safe haven again. plot plan attack bla bla bla

[bdamomma]

52. still staying on the FEAR message scare the masses into

submission, oh george Prescott would be so proud of you, you twit.

[tridim]

53. What does Bush know about the next 9/11?

Sounds like he knows quite a bit about it before it happens. Hmmm.

[bdamomma]

59. boy that is a loaded line, "I don't know how"

they will do it, fill in blank with who will do it, Cheney? Rove?

[mod mom]

72. Guess the big boys don't trust junior with the details

[Oreo]

17. I still can't hear the word Homeland without thinking

of Nazi Germany

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

39. Same here, Oreo, same here.

When I first heard it even mentioned after 9-11, I made a comment about how "Nazi" that term sounded.

And he storms off the stage.

I have two words that describes him to a tee: jagoff and gobshite...

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[paparush]

75. Its straight out of the PNAC playbook - Rebuilding America's Defenses

[Eurobabe]

42. ditto, and I LIVE in Deutschland. That reference is creepy.

[DemBones DemBones]

65. So does Germany have "Homeland Security"?

I'm guessing such terms do not go over very well there. I couldn't believe our media didn't object to the creepiness of the term. My dad was career military, spent WWII in the Pacific, and I'm sure his ashes must have been spinning for years now.

[DemBones DemBones]

19. We do everything here to protect us.

We need border enforcement, but w/ a comprehensive immigration package.

[Cameron27]

20. Sept 11th

Sept. 11th

They want to hit us again. We do everything we can at the homeland.

[Theres-a]

9/11,9/11,9/11!

[dogday]

21. Air Traffickers? Did he mean passengers? nt

[MaineDem]

31. I think he meant TSA. n/t

[Eurobabe]

36. inconveniencing air traffickers. WTF was that?

the chimp was in rare form today. What a MAROON!

1/20/09 -- end of an error.

[DemBones DemBones]

54. I like that -- 1/20/09 -- end of an error.

It's been the longest six years of my life, which is weird because normally time seems to pass faster as you get older.

[Eurobabe]

77. In this case not fast enough. 8 years of hell we have endured...

Somedays I catch myself getting giddy, realizing that the DumbFuck can't run anymore.

[DemBones DemBones]

89. Let's hope it really will end on 1/20/09.

I've been holding my breath for years.

[Eurobabe]

90. At least Geroge W. Asshat won't be in office any longer

unless he pulls a coup and installs martial law. :eyes:

[Botany]

23. Follow us home question

just hammered him .... he could not answer the question.

enforce the border.

[IChing]

24. DID he mentioning the Reichstag Fire yet and the the Enabling Act?

[DemExpat]

25. This part is SO hard to watch - plot, plan and attack - terrorists -Iraq....9/11...

please stop this shit!


DemEx

[soothsayer]

the best way to defeat them in the long run is to show people in the ME for example

that there's an alternative to tryannical society, based on the universal concept of liberty (damn, I'd like to live in a country like that!)

[DemBones DemBones]

26. His favorite word is still "fantastic."

The people protecting us have done a fantastic job.

:rofl:

[Solly Mack]

27. So far he's culled from previous speeches

so it's been a lot of the same old shit

[CottonBear]

66. I didn't know he was on & heard him on the radio & couldn't tell if it was a new speech

or a rerun of an old press conference because he says the same freaking things over and over and over again.

Gah! He is such an idiot. He has stock phrases that he rearranges but everything still sounds the same.

[steve2470]

28. would be great if someone said 911 had nothing to do with Iraq nt

[Lasher]

47. I was hoping someone would have the guts to say that

Maybe if Junior hadn't scurried off so soon with his tail between his legs.

[bdamomma]

67. again, he displays his utter ignorance and arrogance, and basically

he just hates being criticized, we have a big problem folks, it is time.........to...........

[Lasher]

76. It's plain to see he's someone who's used to getting his way.

He's had a lifetime of getting everything handed to him, getting all his messes cleaned up by someone else, and getting his butt kissed all the time. It shows. He starts coming apart when someone dares question him, and he has to stand on his own two feet. I thought he was going to start stamping his foot today.

[bdamomma]

82. the more we or our congress stands up to him, he will really show

his anger, he needs anger management classes among psychiatric and psychological help for his abuse of alcohol/drug dependence, he definitley has some issues.

[Lasher]

87. I've been looking forward to that. Lord Vader is losing it too, if he ever had it.

Oversight is just now gearing up. I honestly believe we will see him literally screaming and/or crying at news conferences if he doesn't end up pulling a Howard Hughes on us.

The late night shows should be funny tonight.

[bdamomma]

63. I wish dear Helen would get up and say Iraq had nothing to do

with 9/11.

[MiniMe]

29. What safe haven is he talking about? Saudi Arabia?

They weren't in Iraq, at least not before we attacked Iraq

[soothsayer]

30. and he's gone!

[DemBones DemBones]

35. And he's out of there.

Out of the Rose Garden only. Wish he were out of office!

[Solly Mack]

37. It's over...CNNi is doing a recap of certain portions

of his warmed over bullshit

[underpants]

38. "thank you all for your interest have a nice holiday" INTEREST?!??!

Good lord help us

[DemBones DemBones]

49. I thought that was funny, too. nt

[bdamomma]

69. why doesn't he just show his true feelings and give everyone

the finger, because you know that is what he wants to do.

[gatorboy]

70. "Holiday"???

Fox news is gonna go ape shit.

"Bush's War on Easter!"

[Jade Fox]

74. No kidding. You're not giving a speech to the garden club, pal.

Bush is so out of it.

[MiniMe]

40. They are already here you doofus

[pinto]

41. Ooops. Lettin' the neocon cat out of the bag: "a threat to the civilized world"

quickly rephrased, but a telling slip.

[Mist]

55. Yeah, that was interesting. And we're "civilizing" them by occupation and war. nt

[Ian David]

43. Bush The Murder Monkey

[CrazyOrangeCat]

83. Dayum!

:scared:

[DinahMoeHum]

44. My Armenian grandma would've said: "Garbir deert tze" - The Monkey Farted.

:evilgrin:

[bdamomma]

64. leave it to those Armenian grandma's they always have an answer.

my armenian is very rusty, how do you say a$$ in Armenian.

Parev by the way!!

[DinahMoeHum]

73. I just sent a PM to you.

n/t

[Ilsa]

46. Not only is he gone, but resident Hissyfit walked into the WH and left

the door wide open. It matters not to him that someone has to come up behind him to close the door, just like it matters not to him that someone will have to come up behind him to clean up his messes in Iraq, the economy, healthcare and medical research, etc.

[underpants]

51. It's 5 o'clock somewhere

:beer:

[DemBones DemBones]

58. Ten 'til 5 in Europe.

:toast:

[Supersedeas]

86. symptomatic of his arrogance toward the cronies that he hired to close doors & toilet seats for him

[mentalsolstice]

57. Loved his exit!

Throws open the French door, walks in, and leaves it swaying open in the wind...someone else will close it behind him. Damn little prince!

[peekaloo]

61. both seem a little unhinged!

[flpoljunkie]

60. Now, who has it made it possible for Al Qaeda to gain a foothold in Iraq, Mr. Bush?

If there is a "safe haven" in Iraq, Bush has created it with his invasion and occupation of Iraq.

Hearty kudos to Ed Chen, LA Times Washington correspondent, who asked Bush to explain exactly how they were going to "attack us here," and Bush rambled on, but pointedly would not answer the question. Yet Bush and his minions keep repeating this absurdity--hoping repetition will give it some credence with the American people. That ship has sailed. Bush has lost all credibility with the majority of the American people.

[deepthought42]

62. For once I'm glad I'm stuck in the office...

:argh: :argh: :argh:

[bdamomma]

68. me too, I give you guys credit for listening and feeding us cube rats!

[deepthought42]

79. Yes, I'd much rather read these threads sometimes...

rather than watch it myself, for fear I might throw something at my tv...lol :argh:

[uppityperson]

80. If they put the transcript up, please let us know.Thanks for these threads

reading it rather than listening, I can easily fill in the blanks.

[ginnyinWI]

81. in other words:

The little king didn't like the looks of reality today, so he decided to make up his own (again).

[Cha]

85. Why doesn't some intrepid

reporter tell the rabidmonkey that Iraq had nothing to do with 9/fucking11 and bombing Iraq has created more terrorists in the world? And go on to ask what he thinks of that assessment? Then watch the asswipe self-emplode.

[Hissyspit]

88. Did someone say "hissy fit??!"