Notice: Stinky The Clown posts have been outsourced to a crew working out of a small office on .....

[Stinky The Clown]

..... Katsurba Road Cross in Bangalore, Karnataka, India.

The actual Stinky the Clown will periodically monitor the posts made by the new writing staff, but rising costs and recent government dictates have necessitated that the Actual Stinky The Clown find a way to more economically continue his posting activities on Democratic Underground.

The Actual Stinky The Clown will enter into a government-mandated moral bankruptcy as soon as this coming Tuesday. It is hoped that, with full cooperation of his moral creditors and moral bond holders, he can emerge from bankruptcy by noon of next Wednesday. Or maybe a bit longer. But surely stronger.

Maybe.

Or maybe not.

While the Actual Stinky The Clown sincerely hopes the owners and operators of the Democratic Underground will allow him to maintain his donor status, he recognizes that his donor star may now look like this:












The entirety of the forgoing is satire, which ought to be obvious, but which, to some, probably was not. It should be. But it might not be. So we do this. Post disclaimers. Way below the post needing clarification. In case it needs clarifying. Yanno?

[RagAss]

1. This is Classic !

[lamp_shade]

2. You're killin' me.........

[janx]

3. BRAVO man!!!

:rofl:

[The Straight Story]

4. Is your new name Steve from Kansas now?

:)

[Gold Metal Flake]

5. Think of all of the US-based contract manufacturers you have just put out of business.

Each outsourcing has a massive cascade effect.

[truedelphi]

6. Okay, guys, what's in the drinking H20 today?

First I see EFerrarai's posts about the Gay Weather front, and now you've been outsourced?

[L0oniX]

7. So you're saying we can get a burger on Tuesday?

[Stinky The Clown]

8. No burger for you. Only soup.

No pay, no burger.

Maybe no soup.

[SoCalDem]

10. In Bangalore, they probably don't eat beef.. Have a falafel

:)

[opihimoimoi]

9. AWESOME K&R....Who coulda thought of outsourcing the Clown? cept Stinky?,....:o)

:kick:

[ixion]

11. rofl... very nice

:rofl:

[janx]

12. Will there be any change in the quality or quantity

of Stinky the Clown's posts? What are we to expect? :think:

[Stinky The Clown]

13. Smaller and more economical posts

The Actual Stinky The Clown, is his government filings, has promised to reopen a now-closed writing center that will produce the smallest posts ever written in America.




Of course, promises and reality are two different things.

And who can really define what is meant by "big post"?

[janx]

16. True!

After all, what constitutes writing, and what does an actual post mean? :shrug:

[Gregorian]

14. Corparate whore!

I hereby boycott all Stinky posts.

Although, I am awfully busy. It would be nice to have a little cheap help. :)

[Stinky The Clown]

15. Outsource your outrage

It will save you on blood pressure meds, if nothing else.

[lonestarnot]

17. May the stink rage on!

:toast:

[spanone]

18. putting the stink back in the clown!!!

bravo

[OhioChick]

19. Nice....

:rofl:

Soon, you may truly be outsourced:

Outsourced! Jim is replaced by a writer in India

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x452205

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

20. Hmm... perhaps Stinky's posts will improve now. n/t

[Stinky The Clown]

21. Or not. n/t

[autorank]

22. What Stinky didn't tell you ...

His Indian back room is in the province of Goa, known for Goa Trance music. The province attracts what is know as
the "International Psychedelic Travelers." So if some of the messages produced seem a little "spaced out," there
is good reason. Stay tuned...

[Auggie]

23. I smell a DUzy

[Fumesucker]

24. Sounds like Stinky is going to be in need of some retraining.

I would suggest something that requires in-person, hands-on actual physical presence.

How about turkey inseminator?

His noodleness knows, we have no lack of turkeys in the USA these days.