I am thankful ...........

[Tangerine LaBamba]

that I am alive in this world when we have both Barack Obama and Stephen Colbert, two of the absolutely coolest guys who've ever drawn breath.

Watching them is an absolute joy.

And I give props to Fuckface for doing that bit for tonight's Colbert Report, even though it causes me physical pain to do so...............

[eleny]

1. 2 hours and 45 minutes till it airs here, counting down...

[Tangerine LaBamba]

2. He gets better and better -

you're gonna flip.

I'm saying nothing more................

[murielm99]

3. Who is Fuckface?

I know of too many people who qualify for that name.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

4. Oh, sorry...........

It's Chimpy Fucknuts, the guy who squatted illegally in the Oval Office from 2001 to January 20, 2009..............

[Kaleko]

5. What's Chimpy McFucknuts doing on Colbert?

I dare not look myself without anaesthesia.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

6. You know that Colbert's been broadcasting

his show all this week from Iraq, right?

And there have been cameos, taped earlier, of people like Obama, Biden, someone else I can't remember, and tonight, Chimpy Fucknuts, which I thought was pretty cool. They just say stuff about Stephen, funny stuff. It's all scripted.

You'll enjoy it, it's very brief. Don't miss it...........................

[Kaleko]

7. Ah, now I understand why it causes you physical pain.

They gave El Chimpo a script that made him look good. I say, fuck that! He's not ready for rehabilitation and re-admission to the human race until he's confessed to having been a very, very sick boy.