Carrie Prejean to be Stripped of Her Breast Implants!

[yoyossarian]

LOS ANGELES - Miss California USA Carrie Prejean, who stirred up trouble for herself when she said gays shouldn't be allowed to marry, received a sobering message from pageant grand poobah Donald Trump on Wednesday: "You're fired. Turn in your boobs and get out!"

Trump and other pageant leaders said Prejean was being "deboobed" not because of the insensitive remarks she'd made, but because she hadn't been holding up her end of the agreement she signed when she entered the pageant.

But on Wednesday, Prejean told Access Hollywood she believed she was deboobed because of her stand on gay marriage.

“It’s just because of my answer, I think,” Prejean said. “None of this would be happening right now if I just said, ‘Yeah, gays should get married.’”

Lewis had complained at a news conference last month that Prejean was skipping Miss California USA events while speaking out against gay marriage at unsanctioned appearances. She has also added additional fuel to the fire with her recent pro-slavery and pro-plague statements.

"I'm sorry if this offends anyone, but I was raised to believe that black people are simply inferior to me in every way, and that sweeping pandemics in third and fourth-world nations are just God's way of culling the weak ones from the herd and tidying up the world from time to time," Ms. Prejean told a crowd of gnashing snake-handling crap farmers and moonshiners in a dusty revivalist tent meeting somewhere in Bugfuck, Nebraska last weekend.

Prejean told Access Hollywood that she's been making appearances as Miss California and doing her part to communicate with the Miss California USA organization; but Trump insists otherwise. "I haven't seen those fun-bags in weeks!"

"We had a deal," Trump continued. "The implants were not a gift; this was a quid pro quo arrangement, tit for tat!

"I've told her again and again: No tats, no tits!"

Prejean disputes this account. “I’ve tried to reach out to them and I’ve done several appearances and I’m gonna be presenting at the Special Olympics this weekend as an honorary mongoloid,” she said. “I mean, I’ve been cooperating with them. I don’t see why this is happening.”

Pageant officials said Prejean would be replaced by the Miss California pageant's first runner-up, Tami Farrell, 24, who was crowned Miss Teen USA in 2003. They had announced last month that Farrell was being named a special ambassador to fill in for Prejean at any events she didn't attend.

"Carrie is a beautiful young woman and I wish her well as she pursues her other interests," Trump said. "I just want my boobs back."



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[Tangerine LaBamba]

1. That's fair .............

Tit for tat.............

[Kitty Herder]

4. LOL

You always manage to crack me up, Tangerine. :yourock:

[johnfunk]

19. ROTFLMAO! Now... TAKE THE POLL! "Bigger embarrassment to conservatives: Palin or Prejean?"

… at American Politics Journal (home page, upper right).

[loyalkydem]

2. Couldn't

have happened to a nicer lady

[zbdent]

3. that's gonna hurt ...

and leave a mark ...

[cagesoulman]

5. You take away the silicone and she's nothing

I vote we leave the silicone. That way, when she starts running her fucking mouth, we can ignore her and look at the excellent fake boobs. :evilgrin:

[aikoaiko]

6. Can they be recycled?

Always thinking green.

[cagesoulman]

7. There's gotta be some chick who wants'm

OR some caulking company.

[lpbk2713]

8. "I just want my boobs back."

How did this conversation get around to Dumbya and Jeb?



:shrug:

[yoyossarian]

9. A kick in time...

Kick!

[Matariki]

10. No link? Did you write this?

It's sort of funny. Donald Trump is a boob - you certainly captured that.

[yoyossarian]

11. Yes, I am the guilty party...

And yes, she WAS stripped of her Miss CA title 3 days ago:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/31210117/

I should've put that in, but assumed everyone already knew
about it... I post rather irregularly on DU these days,
but I used to be much more active about 5 years ago, when
I went under the moniker dxstone (I lost my login info and
couldn't get it back cuz I'd moved a few times--but I've
posted over 1000 times in actuality; I just had to start
all over again! Life sure is funny! (sort of)

There are two links at the bottom of the post; and yes,
both of these major-award-wanting sites are mine, as are
nearly all the images I use in these lil' jokie thingies
I do. I haven't had much chance lately to update my main site,
which used to be under the domain President Evil Online--but
again, I lost the domain name 4 years ago, and had to archive
the site under a new domain.
Please do visit if you'd like; here they are again!


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Laugh City!

President Evil Online has risen from the grave!

[Swamp Rat]

12. LOL!

:applause: :yourock:

[yoyossarian]

13. Swampy!

How ya doin', baby???

You're still on my site, ya know! Do any new stuff lately?

:love ya:

[Swamp Rat]

16. Not since January

I live in South America now, and do not have my regular Mac and PC work stations - no Photoshop. I recently installed Ubuntu 9.04 on this crappy Gateway laptop, and Windoz XP on another disk partition, but there are no video or WLAN drivers for this laptop since it was designed only to run Vista, so it sucks to do graphics in XP - the image is fuzzy and stretched sideways.

My LINUX partition does not allow me to use my mobile Internet device, and I haven't been able to write a workable script in the terminal window to allow the kernal to see the device other than simple USB storage - I need it to be recognized as a serial device.

So, I now have Gimp in the Ubuntu partition, but do not have time to do pix right now anyway. I will soon be scarce around here, as I have a lot of traveling to do in and around Brasil.

:hi::hug:

[opihimoimoi]

18. Keep in touch w us Swamp...we need ya....

The Peace Movement is moving up...planning a large 5 day Luau....my web site is still unner construcshun...lol...
keep in touch,. Opi

[yoyossarian]

20. Wow! Cool!

Sounds lovely!... I'm in San Diego now... but it's kinda cold, at least for
June... I wish I was where you are!
This latest image is DARK and VERY cool! I'd add it to my site, but presently
I don't have a working comp; I use my boyfriend's, and he doesn't have
photoshop, OR any graphic website program... curses! I'm hoping to fix
my ol' Mac G3 one of these days...
Lovely to see you again, my friend!

:loveya:

[cagesoulman]

14. Fuck, man. I just spit out my coffee.

:thumbsup:

[Ghost in the Machine]

15. Kicked, recommended & nominated for a DUzy...

You had me going for a minute there... :rofl:

:hi:

[yoyossarian]

22. Thanx, Ghosty!

:hi:

[Ghost in the Machine]

25. My pleasure...

Here's a night time kick :kick:

[Contrary1]

17. You can take the boobs out of a washed-up beauty queen, but...

well, you know the rest. :evilgrin:

[Ghost in the Machine]

21. kick

[Jade Fox]

23. and she had planned to use her breasts for World Peace,,,,,,,

:cry:

[Initech]

24. Tit for tat.

:rofl: