Who talks about their love for heavy equipment with their mistress?

[NNN0LHI]

http://www.politicsdaily.com/2009/06/25/sanfords-sonnets-interpreted/

In an e-mail to his Maria obtained by The State newspaper, Sanford evokes the pastoral imagery of Christopher Marlowe. "To me, and I suspect no one else on earth, there is something wonderful about listening to country music playing in the cab, air conditioner running, the hum of a huge diesel engine in the background, the tranquility that comes with being in a virtual wilderness of trees and marsh, the day breaking and vibrant pink coming alive in the morning clouds -- and getting to build something with each scoop of dirt... Enough about my love of heavy equipment and woods at sunrise." No, please, don't stop the double entendres!


This good old boy is one weird dude.

[eleny]

1. Everything *he does is important and worth sharing, dontcha know

It's the self centered thing, I guess.

[JDPriestly]

10. Total narcissist, which is what gets many people into trouble.

[blm]

2. hmmmm....a guy with 'light' equipment?

.

[BOSSHOG]

3. My wife usually talks to me of her love for my heavy equipment

Take your shots, I'm wide open.

[monmouth]

13. Oh dear god....You're a friend of my ex-husband aren't you...Hahaha...n/t

[lame54]

4. unless they're talking ABOUT their mistress

[konnichi wa]

5. Diesel engines don't hum, they clatter.

heh heh

[styersc]

6. As a proud South Carolinian I answer question with a question...

...Who DOESN'T talk about their love of heavy equiptment with their mistress?

Let me guess. You're from the suburbs?

[opihimoimoi]

7. The GOP is FILLED w them.....they are all WEIRD...they had to be supporting W the way they did

[cagesoulman]

8. Sounds like he was in love with this woman and thought she wanted to hear what he was thinking

No wonder his wife was furious. She'd have preferred a hooker.

[rosesaylavee]

9. Who will play him in the made-for-TV movie? n/t

[monmouth]

14. Clooney will do it for free (With a percentage, of course). He'd have so much fun...LOL...n/t

[rosesaylavee]

20. The Coen Brothers writing/producing of course.

:rofl:

[monmouth]

21. Oh definitely...Oh Sanford, Where Art Thou...n/t

[rosesaylavee]

23. It's practically writing itself.

I do want to see Frances McDormand as the jilted wife too.

[Bucky]

16. Tim Pawlenty

[Ikonoklast]

11. Nothing like wood at sunrise.

What?

[peace frog]

12. He was so swept away

with his feelings, he just had to share his every thought with her.
His every. boring. assed. thought. And convinced himself she hung on every word.
Every. boring. assed. word.

:boring:

[Bucky]

15. Carolina voters might forgive the infidelity, but they'll never forgive him for this horrid poetry

If he'd just been boinking a hot babe on the side, he could have ridden out the storm. But trust me, making like he's a 21st century John Donne like that will sink this man's career to depths beyond the grasp of redemption. Yea, verily, a virtual wilderness of his own making.

[Batgirl]

17. The weird part is how he thinks he's such a speshul snowflake

for such unheard of behavior as listening to the radio while driving his tractor.

[absyntheminded]

18. Next trip is WV....

For some hardcore mountain top mining!

[Octafish]

19. I thought Don Regan said women weren't interested in throw weights.

"They're interested in people."

[JI7]

22. the guy is a hypocrite, but i think he really does love her

and i have never known of a conservative man who express htemselves like this. they usually make fun of liberals for it.

and i do do want to continue making fun of him for it.