NeedleCast Industries to Offer New Service

[NeedleCast]

For the low rate of only $2.95 per day (a day being defined as a 24 hour period regardless of time zone), I will hide all the MJ threads that show up in General Discussion for you. Just send payment via PayPal, along with your user ID and password via PM and I'll log into your account at least once an hour and hide all the MJ and MJ related threads for your, including polls about LaToya's hat. I usually take lunch between 1:00 and 1:30 PM EST for about one hour. No services will be provided during my lunch break.

Yes, I will also hide this thread for you once you've paid.




Disclaimer: This post is satirical. Please don't actually send me your user ID and password. That would make you an idiot.

[Renew Deal]

1. 32

:evilgrin:

[NeedleCast]

4. Damn you, Irony!

[NJCher]

2. please extend your services

to writing to my congressional representatives. It seems as though there are matters of great importance about which I must write at least once or twice a day.


Cher

[NeedleCast]

3. Additional fees may apply

[conspirator]

6. you forgot the small caps:

thequalityofservicesprovidedmaybeinferiortoadvertised
validonlyforselectedareas
needlecastreservestherighttosellyouraccounttospammers

[Betsy Ross]

5. But you've just got to take PayPal.

As KO said, this carnival will be around for awhile.