Jesus Guilty! A slice of Roman talkback

[Mnemosyne]

It is listed as humor, but I feel it is completely indicative of what would happen to Jesus now.

HUMOUR

03-Apr-2007

By Peter Fleming

Eight minutes past three, on this very good Friday. Call us on the open line and tell us what you think.

Well, we got him. It's been a long time coming, but, finally: he's confessed. Egg on the face of all his supporters this afternoon, as self-confessed terrorist Jesus Christ gets exactly what he deserved. And some would say crucifixion is too good for the likes of him.

It's my understanding he was arrested at approximately eight thirty last evening, hiding out in a mountain of olives, after government authorities - working with the religious leadership - employed one Judas Iscariot, who had infiltrated his network of supporters, to lead them to him.

Then, in a rapid series of late night sittings and early morning hearings, the Sanhedrin, the Roman governor Pontius Pilate AND King Herod himself ALL came to the same conclusion: this grubby threat to the civilized world had to be dealt with, and promptly.

Trial transcript continues here:

http://www.eurekastreet.com.au/article.aspx?aeid=2565

[BeyondThePale]

1. Perhaps they should have held JC at Gitmo for a few years first...

That would have changed his tune!

Great find, Vickiss!

[Mnemosyne]

2. Word BTP! You know he'd be sent there, or Abu Grahib, now.

How sad is that?

I believe that Jesus died because of our sins, rather than for them.

[deadmessengers]

3. This is awesome

It's like Fox News in 33AD.

[Mnemosyne]

4. Astonishingly so, isn't it?

They so suck.
:hi:

[deadmessengers]

7. Yes. Yes they do.

I am SO recommending this.

[Mnemosyne]

8. Thank you much, DM! n/t

[gaspee]

5. OK, that is great

It's about time someone told the Romans' side of the story! hehehehehehe

[Mnemosyne]

9. .

:rofl:

Tis' true! This is fair and balanced. :evilgrin:

[rasputin1952]

6. Great Find!!! I have a few radical evangelical bush supporters here in

town...guess who's printing that out now for handout materail....:evilgrin:

Just remember...If the Romans didn't fight him over there, we'd be fighting him in the streets over here! His followers, those insurgents, have got to be stopped too!...:eyes:

[Mnemosyne]

10. omg,

:rofl:

Things never change. :)

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[Jim Sagle]

12. Don't get too comfy, freepie!

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[Mnemosyne]

15. Damn it, missed the freep!

Hope you chased him down and tanned his hide, Jim! I need a new pair of shoes. :evilgrin::hi:

[emanymton]

14. Welcome To DU

You are quite elegant in your ability to articulate your opinion.

[Mnemosyne]

16. And I missed such elegant articulation!

:hi:

[rasputin1952]

17. Me too....

:(

[Mnemosyne]

19. I knew I went to bed too early!

:hi:

[rasputin1952]

20. LOL...Yep, too often I miss the fun and games...

:D

:hi:

[Mnemosyne]

23. Just getting old and boring, I guess! lol

:evilgrin:

[Labors of Hercules]

18. So many grubby threats.

So many millions of people that are just EVIL like that freak Jesus. Oh, he may PREACH kindness and goodness and all that, but we know what he's really up to... *points to satellite photo* see that cellar door on the side of his house? PROOF POSITIVE he's arming to attack us, just like all those Evil Terrorist Christian... er... Muslim... er Iraqi Ragheads! Jesus is no Christian! (Hell, he don't even dress right, Where's his slick suit and ray-ban sunglasses??)

[rasputin1952]

21. caller: "yeah, I heard he even wanted to know why his father

abandoned him while was hung out to dry. I tell you, anyone who questions this is insane!"

:D

[Mnemosyne]

25. He's been a pain in the a** since

he was born, wouldn't even try on the leisure suit.

Stinking radical hippie!:evilgrin:


My fundy sister, in an extremely heated argument with my daughter, told my daughter that basically Jesus was a loser! I guess she's an Old Testament kinda' gal. :crazy:

[Swamp Rat]

22. Vulpes Novus Anno Domini XXXIII

:D

[Mnemosyne]

24. You quack me up, Swampy!

Great balls of golf! :rofl: