Why didn't we demand to see the chimp's birth certificate?

[undeterred]

It never even crossed my mind.

[Rick Myers]

1. Ironically, John McCain was NOT born in the United States!!!

Fuckers!!!

[Va Lefty]

2. Because he was never Elected????

If your gonna steal an election, the fact that you may not be eligible to run is kind of moot

[JustAnotherGen]

5. Love it!

So true . . .Gov Bush never was really the President. :rofl: :pals:

[Rosa Luxemburg]

3. Chimps and clones don't have birth certificates

they are stamped with a number!

[kentuck]

4. That son of a bitch was probably hatched!

What strange creature would lay an egg like that??!

[jotsy]

13. You have seen his mom, right?

Accidents like Bozo, the boy king are the reason insurance exists.

[gleaner]

16. Have you seen....

Barbara Bush? She is like some great prehistoric meat eating bird with a large white crest. I think she could hatch anything.:scared:

Hat tip to the poster who pointed out correctly that you can't do a brain scan on pudding. I would like to add that you can't run a scan on a complete vacuum either.

[hfojvt]

20. have you seen this?

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi/noframes/read/142631&h=669&w=439&sz=20&tbnid=LZzRNqXfDqhW3M:&tbnh=138&tbnw=91&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbarbara%2Bbush%2Byoung&hl=en&usg=__ev-LXWzy6ya9fDgbdNpFg21nUqE=&ei=9WtmSsPFJIHgMfrR8KUB&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image

[undeterred]

24. Nice looking lady.

Perhaps that was before she got involved with the Godfather.

[gleaner]

26. No I hadn't....

I had never actually seen a picture of her when she was a young woman. Very pretty. So that leaves us with another question. She had so many pretty genes where did Chimpy come from? Dad was not beaten severely with the ugly stick either. Maybe a troll family did not want Chimpy and passed him off on the senior Bushes.;)

Thanks for the image.

[CanonRay]

The zoo refused to release it

[undeterred]

9. It wasn't an AMERICAN zoo.

[Liberal Veteran]

6. Because we know his mother is American....

Here is a picture of her.

[Political Tiger]

7. We should have demanded a MRI scan of his brain! n/t

[sarge43]

10. MRIs don't work on pie filling. n/t

[wtbymark]

8. because he was spawned at the Carlyle Group headquarters n/t

[blm]

11. Do they give you a birth certificate if you're shook out of a coconut tree?

.

[stuball111]

12. There's your proof for evolution!

We , (or some of us) DID evolve from the apes!

[Deja Q]

14. 1946?

[Betsy Ross]

15. If he showed it, people would know he isn't a Texan? n/t

[Historic NY]

17. I wanted his service records, not the scrubbed so called versions.

[Wapsie B]

18. Because after 9/11 we were at war!

That was a blanket excuse to quash any effective opposition to Dumbo and Cheney.

[zbdent]

19. birth certificate hell ...

IQ test scores ...

edited to add:

Breathalyzer test scores, too ...

[Brother Buzz]

21. All I wanted to see was his unredacted DD 214

that would have been interesting

[hfojvt]

22. George W. Bush could have been born on Pluto

and he would still be "a natural born Citizen" of the USA because
1. both of his parents were Americans
2. his mother was over age 18 when he was born

[steelyboo]

23. I have heard someone call a turd a "butt baby"

I don't think you can get a birth certificate issued for one though.

[Horse with no Name]

25. We asked to see his TANG papers

and lost a good journalist in the process.

[gopiscrap]

27. Screw that...we should have asked for

proof of a brain!