ShelleyTheRepublican.com: Is this shit satire?

[Barack_America]

If not, wow. Just, wow.

oBOMBa Infects The Funny Pages With Commie Propaganda
September 06th, 2009 | Category: Truth

I been watching Glenn Beck and even though he makes a lotta sense, until he becomes a Christian and stops being a Mor(m)on everybody gotta be a little careful about trusting what he’s saying. But one thing he’s saying is right: We gotta open our eyes to the world around us and really look hard at it cuz COMMIES are everywhere and at the rate they’re going they’re gonna take over the number one spot from the islamofascists for threatening the American Way Of Life!

Sometimes you gotta be smart like Glenn Beck and know a lot about stuff like “history” and “art” and “communism” to make sense of what yer looking at. And sometimes you don’t. Now that I know that commies are trying to use mind control everywhere you look it’s pretty obvious that commie propaganda is everywhere. Like this morning, which in the American calendar is Sunday (I don’t know what that makes it in the commie calendar and I don’t WANT to know), I come into the living room to see my kids reading the most American cartoon ever made, The Family Circus, when I realized that it’d been TAKEN OVER BY HOMOBAMA’S COMMIE MASTERS. You can bet the I burned it right there in the middle of the floor.

If it ain’t obvious the message that the COMMIES is trying to get across, then yer prolly already too far gone.



The whole “camping” thing is what ya call a “metaphor”. That means that it’s using one thing to stand in for something else. So when Papa Bill says they done “camping” what he’s trying to say is that with the coming of the glorious DEAR LEADER who’s gonna make everything perfect, they’re “out of the woods”. You can tell that Papa Bill is a commie cuz he got the scraggly commie beard (like most oBOMBa supporters) instead a of a full, manly AMERICAN beard. Once y’all know that yer looking at a metaphor, then y’all know that this crappy little split level ranch in some drug-infested suburb sure as HECK ain’t the castle that they all think it is.

But Barack HUSSEIN Ocommie done made them all believe that they’re in some kinda heaven on earth when they really in a Hell of their own making for watching MSNBC and instead of Glenn Beck....

More:
http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2009/09/06/obomba-infects-the-funny-pages-with-commie-propaganda.aspx

:wtf:

You know that Family Circus, always putting the "commie" in "comic".

Wow. This site is a treasure trove of the crazy, for those of you with strong stomachs.

Be sure to check out their post defending Beck from the "Glenn Beck raped and killed a young girl in 1990" rumor.

Please tell me this is just glorious and beautiful satire.

[MrModerate]

1. Yes, Virginia, this shit is satire . . .

Just leaden and mostly unfunny.

[Barack_America]

2. Thank goodness. The google was a little undecided on the matter.

But what Republican knows what a metaphor is?

Seriously.

[create.peace]

3. from snopes message board, a comment, but i am still not sure....

"Its an indication of how loony and detached from reality that the Republican Party has become that people can't tell if the site is for real or not. "

[Barack_America]

4. It's the use of metaphor and spelling of words like "colour" or "favour"...

That are making me think satire, and probably not an American at all.

But otherwise, I'd really be wondering.

[create.peace]

5. the web designer i believe is swedish, so maybe, it didn't really ring 'american' satire

just a little too too

[MrModerate]

6. And *that's* scary . . . I had to look around for awhile before I was sure.

And one thing kept nagging at me: the site really isn't very funny, and unfunniness is classic 'Lican spoor.

I eventually concluded the site's authors just aren't that clever. Or they're frakkin' geniuses in that their content is batshit insane and credible 'Lican party line at the same time!

[Initech]

7. The word "homobama" gave it away.

But seriously it sounds like a cookie-cutter right wing diatribe doesn't it?

[Barack_America]

8. It also reads like an intelligent person playing dumb.

But, content wise, it's spot on.