Soy gives you teh gay... It says so on the intertubes, so it must be true...

[SacredCow]

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

So soy has made me gay, and meat has sissified me (see http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6478206&mesg_id=6478206 ). Please excuse me while I go don my pantyhose and skip to the bath house. :eyes:

[orpupilofnature57]

1. Is China Gay?

[Beer on a stick]

3. *Huge door opens for joke about stereotype* Beer On A Stick does not walk through

[orpupilofnature57]

8. I'm the start of more jokes I've never heard.

[SacredCow]

4. No, actually soy sauce is fine....

the article states that it's fermented, so it doesn't give you teh gay.

So what if you marinate your chicken in a Mojito? Would that make the chicken less gayifying?

[orpupilofnature57]

7. No ,I wasn't being a wise ass ,China Grows and Consumes the most Soy.

[Beer on a stick]

2. How does that explain Larry Craig? *confused*

[NYC_SKP]

5. Is that why some penises are pink?

:shrug:

[pipi_k]

6. They've obviously never heard of Northampton, Mass

They eat lots of soy there.

It's also the virtual Lesbian Capital of the US...or the East Coast, anyway.

I wonder how all those lesbians feel about being turned into gay men who wear pink underpants and shave their legs... They probably never saw it coming, the poor mites...



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