I'll translate for the radio person wanting to to kill Michael Moore in non-PC terms

[RB TexLa]

"I'd really like it if Michael Moore were dead but I'm too much of a pussy to ever think about any type of physical confrontation. I'll act like I would love to kill him and hope that maybe one of my listeners who does have balls might try to kill him. Oh, and then I can say that the killer is a great patriot for this country and tour the country and raise money for his defense, I could make a shitload of money doing that. Damn, all this thinking about killing . . . I've shit myself again, help! We have to go to break, I've shit myself. I'll tell the audience something about a made up wounded solder and pretend the crying is about him and how much I love this country and go to break because I'll too choked up."