George W Poop: "Man, my life has changed!"

[kpete]

When former President George W. Bush spoke at a motivational seminar in Fort Worth yesterday, his most memorable anecdote, according to listeners, was one about dog poop.

Bush told a crowd of about 11,000 in his most publicized event since leaving office that he had recently taken his dog, Barney, for a walk, plastic bag in hand.

It was then that he realized "Man, my life has changed!"

...................

But the audience was his.

One attendee told the Washington Post that his lack of speaking abilities sounds "incompetent if you are president. But here it can be inspiring. It makes him seem like a regular guy, no better than me."

more:
http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/10/george-w-bush-gets-motivated.php?ref=fpblg

[ixion]

1. that smirky little assclown belongs in the Hague

and that would be the 'change' he deserved.

[av8rdave]

2. Now THAt'S change I can believe in!

[Kansas Wyatt]

3. I call bullshit!

There is no way in hell that Junior picked up Barney's poop.

If anyone would have bitched about it, he would have just claimed it happened when a Democrat was there.

[surrealAmerican]

13. He would not be walking his dog anywhere ...

... where there would be democrats.

[Bluzmann57]

4. Memo to attendee

He is no better than you are. But he isn't a "regular guy" by any stretch of the imagination. You paid $ to listen to him and he collected your money. So in reality, who's the dumbass there anyway?

[Buzz Clik]

5. To paraphrase John Stewart: I want my president to be better than me.

He must be smarter and tougher and cooler.

I don't need an oaf who can't ride a bike and can't speak English and doesn't recognize the ramifications of speaking to world leaders with his mouth stuffed with food.

[Botany]

6. Bushie ..... I like that he is dumb like me

One attendee told the Washington Post that his lack of speaking abilities sounds "incompetent if you
are president. But here it can be inspiring. It makes him seem like a regular guy, no better than me."

[WinkyDink]

7. Well, then, that attendee must be a psychopathic grinning idiot, too!

[peace frog]

8. "Shit shovelin' is hard work!"

He sends the help to do that chore, you betcha!

[treestar]

9. Um, moran, he is not a regular guy

he's a war criminal

[Ikonoklast]

10. No, it hasn't.

He is still a simpleton that being used by others, far more wealthy and powerful, to promote their agenda.

I would like to have seen what the average I.Q. was for that entire room. Bet it wasn't anything like Lake Woebegone.

[theoldman]

11. If your IQ is 90 or less you relate to someone like yourself.

If your IQ is above average you relate to someone with a high IQ. Now you know why so many people can relate to Bush Jr and so few can relate to Obama. Ask any teacher and they will tell you that the median IQ is well below 100.

[YOY]

12. Any person who thinks him a "regular guy" is an amazingly huge dipshit.

n.t.

[Beetwasher]

14. Picking Up Dogshit Now? He's Still In Over His Head!

n/t

[damntexdem]

15. Yeah, two major changes:

1) for the first time, he's having to clean up the shit he helped leave behind; but more important
2) the shit he helps leave behind now only affects a very-localized area in a fairly minor way.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

16. When he was Prez, he said his most memorable moment was catching a fish

I believe he told that to a German newspaper when he was attending a summit in Germany.

Now that he's no longer Prez, his most memorable moment involves picking up shit. I don't know if his life has changed that much. He's still transfixed by mundane little moments in life.

[katsy]

17. so "regular guys" are all criminal buffoons?

Kinda makes me not want to have a beer with them.

[lunatica]

18. His audience IS no better than he

That's one show I gladly miss. Ewwwww!

[w8liftinglady]

19. Welcome to my neighbors...

People who would actually pay to hear this cretin speak.

[lunatica]

20. Inspiring to the village idiot no doubt