So if Tiger Woods converts to Christianity, who should attend his Baptism?

[BolivarianHero]

If he goes with Catholicism, I would suggest Silvio Berlusconi.

If he goes Baptist, Bill Clinton or Bill "Bookie of Virtues" Bennett would both make excellent choices.

[Fuzz]

1. Jimmy "I have sinned against you" Swaggert?

[Sebastian Doyle]

3. Jimmy will be doing the dunking

And then his cheesy singers will come on and sing some crappy disco-gospel number.

[Cleita]

2. Buddha.

He wouldn't mind if Tiger was really seeking his true path.

[BolivarianHero]

5. Buddha would be disgusted...

There is no way Siddartha Gautama would have told anyone that the truth path lies in Brit Hume's advice.

[Cleita]

8. Then you don't understand the Buddha.

He would let him seek his path, no matter how many primroses line it until he realizes it's wrong, but the Buddha will still be with him. I doubt if those other clowns would be. Anyway, I'm sure Brit's fantasy will never lay a path for Tiger.

[Nikki Stone1]

4. Since when has Christianity been the answer for wandering penises?

:shrug:

[Enrique]

6. Carrie Prejean n/t

[PufPuf23]

7. Holy water? nt

[JVS]

9. Brit Hume since it seems like it was his idea

[DBoon]

10. The Pope?

I hear Ratzinger enjoys a good game of golf

[Tunkamerica]

11. The buddha