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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:19 AM Original message |
Shocking New TSA Strategy Announced |
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montanto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
1. "good boy!" as the dog is barking at my testicles. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:34 AM Response to Reply #1 |
7. Now, now...you want to fly safely, right? |
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leftofcool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:40 AM Response to Reply #7 |
13. Let's see........ |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:53 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Too true...too true... |
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hlthe2b (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
2. While satire... Well trained Bomb sniffing dogs would be |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:30 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. I wonder if a fart would trigger a false positive, though... n/t |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:33 AM Response to Reply #4 |
6. Depends on what you ate, I'd think. I advise against broccoli. |
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AwakeAtLast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 09:57 PM Response to Reply #6 |
33. Or poppy seeds |
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WhiteTara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 12:57 PM Response to Reply #2 |
32. dogs can only be trained to find one thing |
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mmonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
3. Can they come up with something less intrusive than involving private parts? |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:33 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. You just think those are private parts. No more... |
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givemebackmycountry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
8. "All good Americans love dogs. We anticipate no problems." |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:35 AM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Shh...they aren't releasing that information...keep that under your hat. |
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BeFree (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:35 AM Response to Original message |
9. OMG! |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:37 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Or nitrate fertilizer on the seats in the boarding areas. |
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BeFree (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:40 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Now you've gone and done it... |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:54 AM Response to Reply #12 |
15. Where does the Constitution guarantee you the right to sit? |
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BeFree (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 11:04 AM Response to Reply #15 |
22. Well |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 11:07 AM Response to Reply #22 |
24. Well, people sit too much anyhow. That, and high-fructose corn |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
16. LOL! I know it is a joke, but I had a golden retriever goose me in Montreal's airport. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:55 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Sure. That's why they chose those breeds. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 11:02 AM Response to Reply #17 |
21. We've got one in our neighborhood that rolls over and pisses herself. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 11:08 AM Response to Reply #21 |
25. I think they're the most biddable breed of dog I know. So easy |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 11:24 AM Response to Reply #25 |
26. It is just so sad when a great dog like that is ruined by idiot owners. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 11:31 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. They just need something to kick. Poor dog. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 11:33 AM Response to Reply #27 |
29. I don't think they physically abuse her. She isn't hand shy. Mental abuse is a definite. |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:56 AM Response to Original message |
18. the dogs sniffing your crotch would be a hell of a lot more effective than the scanners MM |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 10:58 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. It's never safe. Life's full of risks. We measure them and act |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 11:00 AM Response to Reply #19 |
20. your satire was fine. it was some of the condescending comments in the thread |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 11:06 AM Response to Reply #20 |
23. OK. I just get tired of people whining about minor inconveniences |
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dmallind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 11:37 AM Response to Reply #23 |
30. I fly plenty, and disagree. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 12:44 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Wow! Sounds like you have a pretty difficult trip that you take |
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flyarm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 11:31 AM Response to Original message |
28. Last night on Tampa local news they reported TSA will be swabbing people's hands and putting the |
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