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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 06:23 AM
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Madam Madam, does your massage typically end in Release...
No let me put that in another way, does a typical massage, Madam Madam, come with any kind of guarantee of performance, ie the client feels a release of tension, experience a splurge of pleasure....

Yes...

Are your massages conducted in a vertical motion, as in up and down, or do you provide a massage that is horizontal in nature...

Could the prosecutor be more specific...

Does the train in the station go up and down or round and round...
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 06:30 AM
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1. That depends on what the meaning of "up" is...
but it does seem that the nature of the stimulation of subdermal nerve endings of the glowing tumescence is the issue.



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bklyncowgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 06:32 AM
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2. Let's just call it a "Happy Ending". nt
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 08:46 AM
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3. LOL!
Well played, sir......well played!

:rofl: :rofl:
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