ATTENTION AMERICA: A message from the Republican Party...

[AndyA]

The only right you are entitled to is the right to bear arms.

You do not have the right to the pursuit of life, liberty, or happiness.

You do not have the right to be Mirandized.

You do not have the right to be of Mexican heritage (while in the United States).

You do not have the right to be treated equally or fairly.

You do not have the right to control your body if you are female.

You do not have the right to privacy.

You do not have the right to trial.

You do not have the right to question Republicans in government.

Got it?

(You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.)

This rant was brought on by Lindsey Graham and Pat Buchanan on MSNBC squawking about giving an American citizen their Miranda Rights. The outrage!

Take your toys and go home, GOP. America is tired of your hypocritical, bigoted, hateful ways.