Obama rejects Limbaugh golf invitation: 'Rush can play with himself'

[BurtWorm]

Hey-oh!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/12/obama-rejects-rush-limbau_n_573122.html

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. With his recent shock diet, that might just become possible again. -nt

[Xipe Totec]

2. We'll fold like a circus tent nt

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. I was talking about the "playing with himself" part.

(Disclaimer: I'm fat.)

[Xipe Totec]

21. I meant to say "He'll fold like a circus tent"

Typo.

[AndyA]

4. Unfortunately for the little prick, it will take more than a diet for him to

find his little p...

(You get the picture, and it ain't a pretty one. Years of drug abuse takes its toll.) :rofl:

[LiberalLoner]

3. Love it! Our President is smart and funny :) n/t

[flakey_foont]

5. Rush can play with himself

and a picture of Justin Bieber

[tridim]

7. Don't sell yourself short Rush, you're a tremendous slouch.

[wilt the stilt]

8. Rush, Why don't you challenge him to basketball

a game that you both had access to as young men. I would love to see that fat f**k try to dribble and shoot a basketball.

[malaise]

9. Freaking perfect

:rofl:

[peace frog]

10. *snerk*

Well played, Mr. President. :thumbsup:

[callous taoboy]

11. As we boys would say at summer camp: He'll need tweezers and a magnifying glass.

[Judi Lynn]

12. He clearly doesn't know Rush is a famous dancer!

Rush is shown here dancing when he was serving as a judge at a beauty contest. Rush is on the left of the front row, next to the stage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKr3-DNg_SA

[Hubert Flottz]

15. That looked like the Dip-Shit Shuffle...

[Rex]

13. Obama to Rush - go plug that hole!

If you love Halliburton so much...

[Scurrilous]

14. K & R

:thumbsup:

[get the red out]

16. Should the President really be advocating Drug use?

It would take some little blue buddies for Rush to get up for that solo game, wouldn't it?

[DLnyc]

17. (if he can reach)

[elocs]

18. Read that here this morning:

http://demopedia.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=433x296195

I think it was even on the Front Page earlier.

[mnhtnbb]

19. Which balls does Rush play?

[Still Blue in PDX]

20. I thought the President was classier than that.

Not that I don't totally agree, and not that it's not funny, but it sounds like something my kids would say.

On the other hand, subtlety is lost on Limpballs and his supporters. Heh.

:shrug:

[KansDem]

22. A joke

Rush Limbaugh is rushed to the hospital with a golf putter half-way up his ass.

“What happened?” asked the emergency-room doctor. “I don’t know!” replied the famous radio personality, “I invited Ann Coulter to play golf with me. We were teeing off on the first green. Being the gentleman that I am, I let her go first. She hit a nice, straight drive right down the center of the fairway. I sliced my ball in the rough. She chipped onto the green, coming with a few feet of the cup. I hooked my ball past the green and into the sandtrap. I was able to chip out of the sandtrap and onto the green, although not anywhere near the cup. She used her putter and sank her ball with one try. It took me three tries to get it in the cup.”

“As I was bending over to retrieve my ball, I said, ‘Anne, this looks like your hole.’ The next thing I know, I’m waking up here!”