Kagan: "I eat my boogers."

[KonaKane]

disclaimer: the following is parody, meant to press a point and not to impugn or defame Kagan.

Kagan in Context: Disgusting habits

"During the course of her Senate confirmation hearings as Solicitor General, Kagan has shown signs of possessing some pretty disturbing personal habits," DemocraticUnderground contributor Kona Kane noted recently. "Now, in her current job as U.S. Solicitor General, Kagan is advocating the open and public practice of picking one's nose. And, it gets worse. Much worse."

Kane added: "Kagan has said ‘I eat my boogers.' This is a disgusting habit; almost all Republicans and teabaggers share this love of nasal nuggets."

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Isn't hearsay a convenient thing?

[DarthDem]

1. Time for Glenn Greenwald

. . . to author a 15,000-word post about this.

[KonaKane]

3. I wait with giddy apprehension.

[louis-t]

2. Sick.

But funny!

[undeterred]

4. But does she pee in the shower?

[KonaKane]

6. I think I heard that somewhere too!

*rolling eyes*

[HughMoran]

5. ahhh, nasal nuggets

:puke:

[Dogmudgeon]

7. I heard that she's a practicing thespian

Just like all them New York wimminfolks.

Well, at least the purdy ones.

--d!

[old mark]

8. What can you expect - Harvard, you know........nt

[elleng]

9. Sure, its SO convenient that its REJECTED AS EVIDENCE!!!

[robertpaulsen]

10. I have it on good authority she doesn't tip while smoking at the Olive Garden. n/t