Does the GOP have Rand Paul under house arrest or something?

[NNN0LHI]

Man. he started off like a rising star for about a week there. He was hitting all the political talk shows real regularly. He was like shit, he was every where. And then it was ... poof, he was gone. He did a Houdini and disappeared from everywhere at once. What happened with that deal? Someone have a talk with him you think?

Don

[Xipe Totec]

1. Protective Custody. They're recycling Dim Son's Cocoon nt

[Aramchek]

2. He's on the same island they sent Foley to.

[golddigger]

3. He's been in the hospital recovering from surgery...

doctors had to surgically remove his head from his anus.

[Xipe Totec]

10. We should be so lucky

But actually, they're suturing the anal episiotomy, with his head still nestled inside.

[rpannier]

4. Probably

They are probably explaining to him how to run a campaign

He may also be trying to get his paperwork in order so he can belong to a real medical organization

[havocmom]

5. He's telegenic. GOP probably doesn't want him spoiling his 'pretty'

by letting America get to know much about him... just yet.

Think how history would be different if we had, as a society, had more exposure to the real W bush.

[Gothmog]

6. Rand Paul is in the GOP Witness (or Witless) protection program

Right now Rand Paul is refusing to take questions from the press other than by written question. This idiot is simply too stupid to be a US Senator

[MineralMan]

7. Dude's laying low. He's staying with some teabaggers in

Kentucky, smoking dope and playing with guns. They'll trot him out in October, complete with misspelled campaign signs.

"Rand Pall Is Who We Knead!"

"Take Back Amerca with Rond Paul!"

That sort of thing.

[Earth Bound Misfit]

8. Double secret probation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hostgKc7qV4

[MindandSoul]

9. They're afraid that the rest of the world may realize what a loser he is!

[Brother Buzz]

11. He will only respond to written questions. I guess nobody is interested in writing him

:shrug:

[NNN0LHI]

12. He must envision himself a modern day Rasputin

[davidpdx]

13. I'll write him, but he might not like what I have to say LOL

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. His strait jacket might have gotten wrapped around his head.