I am PRO-LIFE

[Hugabear]

(please read the entire thing instead of just replying to the subject line)

I am pro-life. I believe in the sanctity of human life. I believe that life is the most precious thing there is. We are all created in God's image, we are all God's children.

I believe abortion is murder. That fetus inside the womb is a precious human life, and deserves every bit of protection and dignity as we can muster. God loves unborn children too. Who are we to take away God's creation? Who are we to deny that unborn child the right to live? I oppose abortion because I am pro-life.

However, once that child is born, they're on their own. I do not want my tax dollars being used to subsidize a bunch of welfare babies. If you didn't want to give birth to that child, you should have kept your legs closed, you stupid slut. Don't come looking to me to help you feed, cloth, shelter, and educate your children. I'm a responsible adult, it's not my fault that you're such an irresponsible person. You see, I am pro-life.

Don't expect me to help pay for health-care, either for you or your children. It's not my job that your part-time job doesn't offer you any health insurance. Same thing goes for your parents and grand-parents. Your Aunt Sally has diabetes and can't get insurance? Too fucking bad, she should have lived a healthier lifestyle. I'm not going to subsidize someone else's poor decisions. Health-care is easy. Stay healthy. Don't get sick. If you do get sick, die quickly. You see, I am pro-life.

I believe that homosexuality is an abomination to God and should be outlawed. If I had my choice, gays would be put to death just like they used to back in the Old Testament. I sure as hell don't want gay people being allowed to marry each other. Gay marriage ruins the sanctity of marriage. I should know about marriage, since I've been married four times - only one of those divorces was my fault, and it would have worked if that stupid secretary hadn't blabbed everything. I am sick and tired of hearing gay people whine about "equal rights". The only "equal right" they should have is the right to a good old fashioned beat-down. You see, I am pro-life.

I believe in the death penalty, especially if you're a scary looking minority. In fact, I believe that we should over-haul the legal system. It makes me sick to my stomach thinking that these assholes get to live on death-row for years, sometimes over a decade, while they work the system with their endless appeals. Once you've been sentenced to death, you should have one year to appeal your conviction, no more. Even that is being generous. I'd rather see a few innocent people put to death than allow one murderer to go free. Like my pappy used to say, "can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs". You see, I am pro-life.

I believe in a strong military. I believe in using our military to spread American Democracy and Jesus Christ to the rest of the world, even if we have to kill a few hundred thousand people in the process. I've never served in the military; I would have gladly served in Vietnam, except that I have a really bad problem with my feet. I believe that "collateral damage" is just part of war - see my pappy's saying in the previous paragraph. You see, I am pro-life.

So there you have it. I am a God-fearing, pro-life conservative. Well, at least I'm pro-life when it comes to controlling what women do with their own bodies. Other than that, they can all go fuck themselves. I got mine, dammit, they can fend for themselves.


** Feel free to copy and paste this, share with your "pro-life" friends, etc.

[one_voice]

1. Excellent..

I'm bookmarking, and will take you up on your offer to copy and use.

Thanks for posting.

[Hugabear]

2. Thanks

I've been meaning to post something like this for awhile. The hypocrisy of the "pro-life" movement never ceases to amaze me. I'm sure that if I had spent more time or put more thought into it, I could have come up with a bunch more.

Their whole attitude on healt-care reform really pisses me off. For people who claim to be "pro-life", they sure as hell don't seem like they want to help anyone live, do they? Their attitude really does seem like "once you're born, we're done with you".

[katandmoon]

3. K&R!

[patrice]

4. The America many of us grew up with disappeared somehow & has been replaced by a zombie, so

"pro-life" is really pro-death.

[Hugabear]

8. Ain't that the truth - the Rethugs are all about the $$$, could care less about "life"

"Pro-life" is just a tool they use to rally their extremist religious sheep.

[rrneck]

5. Good stuff. nt

[Maru Kitteh]

6. "to help you feed, cloth, shelter, and educate your children"

EXCELLENT POST!

but:

You cut cloth into garments. You clothe your children in those garments. :)

[Hugabear]

7. Thanks again

Actually I did catch that, and meant to fix it...but then another point popped into my head, and I forgot to correct that.

[Darth_Kitten]

9. You're great.

:)

[MrScorpio]

10. That reminds me of when I wrote this puppy

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/MrScorpio/43

[papadog]

11. WOW! Very powerful stuff, Thank you.