georgie can we stop the war now, please? Pretty please, with sugar on it?

[Philosoraptor]

Come on, I mean really, could you please just stop it now? I'm begging you, I'm imploring you, I'm asking as nice as I can without outright screaming, pretty please, could you stop all the horror and death and chaos? Oh come on, be reasonable, we're really, really serious out here, we don't want this war anymore, could you please, please, please just stop it now?

You can still play president, all the way up to 1/20/09 and have the run of the place, but could you maybe please see about ending the war now, or real soon, pretty please georgie?

Aw come on, we asked nice, now be fair and end it o.k? The 11 republicans that begged you to stop it the other day, you won't let THEM down will you? It's all been quite fun and profitable, but fun time is over, time to clean up your mess and prepare to leave, but before you go, could you please stop all the murders? It's starting to look real bad, all those dead people.

I'm down on my knees here georgie, I'm begging again, could you please, please, pretty please with fucking sugar on it, stop the bloody war now maybe if you don't mind terribly?