"Looky, I'm the conductor guy!" Pic>>

[El Supremo]

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[rwenos]

1. Bush Bucks up the Feet

Visible proof why the orchestras of the 19th century just got the beat off the concertmaster's bow, or the bass drum -- and didn't need conductors.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

20. Nowadays it's the Orpheus Chamber Orchestra.

They put out LOTS of CDs and have no conductor, like the olden days.

[RevCheesehead]

2. "Karl, where's the other stick?"

"No, I don't think it's up there."

[BrklynLiberal]

3.

That is what any picture of * makes me feel like...

[Oilwellian]

4. Just as Laura said...

you can tell this idiot suffers more than anyone for what's happening in Iraq.

By the way, what's that square thing under his jacket?

[On the Road]

5. Once Again,

Bush draws inspiration from the late great Boris Yeltsin.

[WinkyDink]

6. I must finally ask: HOW THE *** does Bush form that half-moon mouth?

Jeb does it, also.

[stevedeshazer]

12. Dain bramage

He's fine. It really was just a pretzel.

[uppityperson]

7. Talent:the ability to juggle 1 stick at a time. nt

[RevCheesehead]

14. LOL

:)

[Fridays Child]

8. Regardless of what the real conductor may say, he was belittling her.

He was making light of her profession, and no amount of lipstick on the pig can change that fact. He's an arrogant, disrespectful little pissant.

[TahitiNut]

9. Pathological narcissism on stage yet again

That detestable creature should be locked up alone in a padded cell for the rest of his miserable life. :grr: :puke:

[opihimoimoi]

16. The Pretend Prez pretending once more....He is a total LOSS

Why are we paying this dude???

[FloridaJudy]

10. I also read

The Clown-in-Chief gave the (female) conductor an affectionate head-rub.

Sheez. I'd have to do a Britney Spears and shave my head if that happened to me. At least Clinton kept his hands to himself in public, but this buttwipe has no class whatsoever.

[Berry Cool]

22. Look on the bright side.

He didn't try to massage her shoulders, and he didn't imply she had last conducted the orchestra in 1776.

[Drum]

11. "Con dolcezza"*

*SEE ALSO: Condoleezza, whose name is derived from the Italian musical expression, Con dolcezza, which means "with sweetness"

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13. Gentle tap on shoulder and whisper from Rove.

"Pssst... Mr. President...You're supposed to be facing the orchestra... not the press corp".

[Berry Cool]

23. Correct.

While the orchestra played his tune, the press corps' job was to dance to it.

[UTUSN]

15. Thank Zeus I'm on dial-up & don't have to see whatever graphic he's in, but

I saw the network news and his "conducting," and I wonder if the country at large is SICK of this clown.

He don't go to funerals.

[Gregorian]

17. Is there a fat lady in the house?

We've got a vocal part that needs filling.

[Gregorian]

18. You told me I could score. This sucks. Karl!

I don't even see a keg.

[rurallib]

19. "Let's stick this up his heiney. Then maybe he'll talk"

[Bluebear]

21. Always about him. Always has to be the center of attention. Always.

Narcissist, sociopath prick.

[Kadie]

24. Is it the 4th of July already?

I can't wait to light my sparkler!

[Moochy]

25. Collect them All!

Conductor Bush, Jet Fighter Bush, and Cowboy Bush! (Baton Not Included, Batteries sold separately!)

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. 'Cool! A stick!

Now, lemme see here — one end's bigger. I guess the other end must be littler. Maybe it... goldammit. KARL! C'mere 'n' show me how this thing works!"

[Gregorian]

27. I'm a war president. I'm the Decider. I'm the Conductor.

If things keep going the way they are, I'll be the Prisoner.

[benld74]

28. Reading off the prompter below him - Lets see now, lift arms, lower arms, lift arms lowers arms

[Gregorian]

29. Sure a dictatorship would be easier. Now watch me conduct.

[unkachuck]

30. now....

....a little more pizzaissimo....

[Gregorian]

31. Hey, I thought this thing worked in 4/4. Fool me twice.

Haha.

I love your username. I can't stop laughing. And I don't even know what it means.

[Ghost in the Machine]

32. I was so hoping he was on a train!

It would make a great pic for my "Impeachment Train" that I'm thinking about...

[JTG of the PRB]

33. "No, no, NO!...

....You have to HOLD the legato on that last note, and THEN hit the crescendo going into the final movement! Are you people idiots or something? Because I know idiots when I see 'em..."

[njdemocrat106]

34. "I saw Lawrence Welk do this..."

"A one and a... Laura! What comes after one???"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

35. Neocon Simp-Phony

In D Ranged. Dmitri Suchadumass conducting.

[Enrique]

36. the acoustics are fabulous in my bubble

[RevCheesehead]

37. Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp