Boehner allegedly has a mistress

[MajorChode]

I guess they don't call him Boner for nothing.

Lobbyist on rumored affair w/Boehner: "I have no comment"

by Mike Stark
Thu Sep 23, 2010 at 11:38:01 AM PDT

It was Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) who told abstinence education advocate Rep. Mark Souder (R-IN) that he had to resign from Congress after having an affair with a staffer. It was also Boehner that told members of his caucus that they had to stop using the "party house" to entertain young Republican female lobbyists.

While everyone knows that John Boehner enjoys the good life of luxury travel and golf junkets, many are convinced that enjoys a mistress, too.

I began hearing this from several sources last month with increasing amounts of detail, including the name of the lobbyists Boehner is supposedly having a relationship with - Lisbeth Lyons, Vice President for Government Affairs for the American Printers Association.
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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/9/23/143551/011

[bluestateguy]

1. Just the mere allegation itself is enough to demand a full scale investigation

What WILL we tell the children.

[FrenchieCat]

2. He needs to prove that he doesn't have a mistress.....

just like his crew want Pres. Obama to prove he isn't a Muslim!

[Bozita]

19. +1

[NYC Liberal]

29. When will he deny it?! nt

[wmbrew0206]

31. How do you prove a negative?

[Tippy]

3. Boner....had an affair....holier than thow.... Boner?

[opihimoimoi]

6. Now thats cool....and it fits too...:o)

[blondeatlast]

4. Prove you didn't, fake tan man. nt

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. I'm suddenly imagining some woman with splotches of orange all over her.

[edbermac]

10. Sort of.

[SoCalDem]

13. found her

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

62. I can't conceive of a context in which that picture was taken

Rule 34?

[eppur_se_muova]

50. She'll claim it's from Cheetos. nt

[Roland99]

52. .......

:spray:

[Binka]

7. Cheeto Man Was Silent When Asked About The Affair?

Ohhhhh somebody has been a naughty little boner.:evilgrin:

[SoCalDem]

8. I didn't even know he was married..

Of course, I did not care enough to check:)

[dflprincess]

9. Apparently, neither did he

:evilgrin:

[Binka]

Zing!

:hi:

[OffWithTheirHeads]

17. That reply alone should be enough revive the Doozys

[racaulk]

DUzy!!!

:rofl:

[Blue Owl]

11. Never do what a Republicon does

Only what they SAY.

Remember, they're god's special creatures.

:eyes:

[ThomWV]

12. Ask him and he will lie about it until he turns orange in the face.

[Zambero]

59. Look for those telltale orange smudges adorning the mistress

It's the "new" male lipstick

[Count Olaf]

14. so lobbyists are just prostitutes now...literally....

why is this legal?

[mitchum]

28. What do you mean by "now"?

They always have been nothing but whores

[Chisox08]

15. All you have to do is look for the girl with the orange smear

you will find all the proof you need.

[krispos42]

16. And here I thought he meant he played a lot of golf n/t

[FSogol]

18. Lobbyist on rumored affair w/Boehner: "I'm still trying to wash the orange stains off"

:puke:

[SoCalDem]

21. Here she is

[blogslut]

27. Her actual facebook profile pic is kinda creepy

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000749089273

Bonus:

[blondeatlast]

41. One of her friends has a weird b/w pic, too. "Likes" Job Kyl--wonder if tanMan knows about that? nt

[glinda]

45. Eek! She has Bachman/Palin amphetamine eyes!

[Raschel]

55. It's those crazed runaway bride eyes. They're all nuts!

[SidDithers]

48. I think it's taken from this pic...

from the annual report of the Printing Industries of America



Sid

Edit: no, it probably isn't. The background is different.

[Tippy]

20. I wonder if he lives in the House of C Street

or is he possibly planning such a move....?????

[lpbk2713]

22. Ms Oompa-Loompa of 2005?

[KamaAina]

23. Is she orange too?

or is it a mixed relationship? :P

[Barack_America]

24. So THAT'S how he gets his tan without using the products himself!

His mistress covers herself in the stuff and then they both take to the "tanning bed"!

[ladywnch]

25. he even found a boring lobby.... American Printers Assoc???? really?

I would have thought he would have made it a more lucrative financialy benefit like say, maybe the banking association or big pharma....you know, sexy and rich.........but printers??????......dishwater.

[ladywnch]

26. he even found a boring lobby.... American Printers Assoc???? really?

I would have thought he would have made it a more lucrative financialy benefit like say, maybe the banking association or big pharma....you know, sexy and rich.........but printers??????......dishwater.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

30. Fucking gross. Her hands must look like she eats Cheetos all the time.

[marmar]

32. Snooki?

[wmbrew0206]

33. Careful what you wish for. I would much rather have Boehner as the face of the repubs in the house

than Eric Cantor.

Cantor can actually sound somewhat intelligent on occasion where Boehner is a walking gaff machine.

[SmileyRose]

40. Maybe a valid point

but in my fantasy world I'd like to believe 2 days of Cantor's over the top horseshit America would put the Republicans on ignore forever.

hey, I can dream................

[Tatiana]

34. Impeachment karma... coming right back at the Republican Tea Party. n/t

[AspenRose]

35. Ewwww!

Maybe Larry Flint would know something about this. Come on Larry, 'fess up. :rofl:

[ellie]

36. Gross.

[glinda]

37. Has anyone else noticed how he likes to pretend he is Humphrey Bogart?

[Donnachaidh]

44. I thought he was doing a drunkie Dean Martin?

He saves this guy for after hours ---




:rofl:

[defendandprotect]

60. Have to ask .... how does he pretend to be Humphrey Bogart--- ????

[Liberal_in_LA]

38. interesting

[Lugnut]

39. Ewwwwww!

She must have a serious grudge against herself.

[Donnachaidh]

42. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

I feel the need to take a shower - but how do I shower the image OUT of my brain?? :puke:

[spanone]

43. family values....the hypocrisy never ends

[RagAss]

46. Another "Wide Stance" Repug.

[SpiralHawk]

63. Shocking

Just shocking.

A republicon philanderer? As usual.

Shocking.

I am shocked.

Not.

[Marr]

47. Here's the thing that will make me laugh:

Republicans are going to defend him by saying, "Clinton had an affair, too". Nevermind that they *impeached* Clinton for it. Their base still despises him for it. But they'll excuse their guy for doing the same thing, because the man they hate also did it.

It always makes me laugh.

[chill_wind]

49. Anybody else read the comments at that diary?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

51. She must be colorblind. -nt

[SalmonChantedEvening]

53. Feeling the need to 'spend more time with my family' yet John?

:rofl:

[anachro1]

54. I am so sorry

someone had to fuck the Boner. Was she a National Geographic centerfold?

[wisteria]

56. I am filing this under things I would rather not envision.

Besides, the Republicans will claim it is the Dem's and the liberal media trying to do harm and they will dismiss the entire idea.

[Texasgal]

57. he must of had a BONER!

:hide:


:rofl:

[Zambero]

58. Apparently Gingrich is a mentor

Screw the country and anything else that comes along.

[Lucky Luciano]

61. I am sure this is true, but even if it is false it should be repeated ad nauseum.

A taste of their own medicine is quite appropriate.

[revolution breeze]

64. On a Sun Tzu kick today:

“Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance.”

[Ticonderoga]

65. The allegation would sound more believable

if instead of "mistress" it was alleged to be an underage "Mister". Who in there right mind would want this scumbag goin up in 'em?