Judge Stuffed Acorns With Condoms (not a joke)

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/judge-stuffed-acorns-condoms


Jurist nabbed for handing nuts to several women


A Pennsylvania judge from the village of Intercourse is facing a disorderly conduct charge for allegedly approaching women near the state Capitol and handing them acorns he had hollowed out and stuffed with condoms, according to cops.

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When confronted by officers last Tuesday, Isaac Stoltzfus, a District Court judge, claimed the bizarre incident was a joke.

According to a September 21 citation issued by Capitol Police, Stoltzfus, 58, “did conceal condoms in acorns and then gave them to women who were offended when they discovered the contents.”

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Stoltzfus, running as a Republican, was reelected last year to a six-year term on the bench, where he earned $80,927 in 2009.
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he needs to be sent home to his kitchen and barred from ever being in public again

how can a sexually insane Judge judge properly?

[lame54]

1. I thought repugs hated condoms

[Supersedeas]

3. irony on top of ironies

[Kolesar]

2. How many nuts can you stuff into a condom?

Sounds like a fun party game for our upcoming long dark nights

[Matariki]

4. Actually that's pretty funny.

Probably what happens when you live in a town called Intercourse. And seriously, carving out an acorn and fitting a condom in it? That's some kind of manic Otaku energy there.

[Javaman]

5. There is a squirrel fetish in there some where.

News of the Weird worthy

[arbusto_baboso]

6. Honestly, is EVERY Republican a sick pree-vert?

[MilesColtrane]

7. A bystander is taken aback as Judge Stoltzfus arrives for work.

[BurtWorm]

8. I wonder if O'Keefe is taking notes.

:think:

[seabeyond]

9. damn, our puritan nation. oh no, wait. sheeeit, that would be our sex obsessed nation. nt