My 15 year old nephew just told me what he would do if he was patted down near his 'junk'....

[BigBearJohn]

He said he would let out the loudest and worst smelling fart he could muster.

(sorry to admit he made me laugh)


I told him he would probably be charged with assault.

[Hayabusa]

1. Worse...

he'll be sent to Gitmo for that.

[justiceischeap]

2. I think all kids should do what they've been taught when I stranger tries to touch them

Yell, "Stanger Danger!"

[lunatica]

3. Tell him to make sure he eats a lot of hard boiled eggs before

I think a lot of people would do that when probed.