War on Christmas 2010 planning thread...operatives check in here

[Hugabear]

Fellow DUer operatives, Christmas 2010 is almost upon us. It's time for our yearly War on Christmas. We can use this thread to discuss our nefarious plans and schemes.

[leftstreet]

1. You're making Baby Jesus cry

[Hugabear]

2. Happy Kwanza!

That should make a bunch of stiff-color religious fanatics go nuts.

[Atticus]

3. Ahem----"Happy Holidays!" nt

[pepperbear]

4. "Operation Kick over a Nativity" has been rehearsed 200 times. we're a green light. n/t

[kestrel91316]

5. I'm gonna go over to the nearby Methodist church once they have their

nativity scene up and go spit on Mary. That ho'!

[FLyellowdog]

6. I already put up my tree...

but I decorated it with mangled babies. Is that wrong? :shrug:

[AsahinaKimi]

7. Being

Buddhist, I will bring :popcorn: for everyone.

[Skittles]

8. Xmas lights

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. That's just ...wrong!!!!

[niyad]

15. you nearly owed me a monitor

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. Anybody got a ground-air system that can finally nail Rudolph?

Use usual drop if you do...

:-)

[Hugabear]

10. No, but I have a couple of laser pointers I can use

That should do the trick.

[csziggy]

17. Too late - already done

[nadinbrzezinski]

18. Sanity peeing and Rudolph dead...what is left?

[Hugabear]

19. There's still Frosty the Snowman

Nothing that a blowtorch can't fix... :evilgrin:

[nadinbrzezinski]

20. Hey the hom depot will take care of that!

[csziggy]

24. Humping elves? n/t

[HipChick]

11. I'm leaving the country...

I'll be back when it's over...Jan 2nd

[niyad]

13. blessed solstice

[Swamp Rat]

14. k&r k&r k&r k&r k&r k&r k&r k&r k&r k&r k&r k&r k&r k&r k&r k&r k&r k&r

[niyad]

16. happy merry Chriskwanzakuhsticeyule

[pansypoo53219]

21. bah humbug

+ bah humbug.

[HEyHEY]

22. Where do you want me to put the tidings of snark?

[Capitalocracy]

23. Lock and load.

Recced to zero.

[Initech]

25. Happy Kwanzaa!!