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message in such a manor as to not obfuscate the true meaning of the message, and to make sure all bases are covered and all interests are met, will include representatives from all those interested in crafting a new blue print for the American dream that will not offend of directly contradict any or all people wants dreams and desires so that the party of Jefferson and Jackson can relate to the ordinary Americans who, it seems, are left out of nearly all the discussions in American, moreover, the Democratic Party, now referred to as simply "The Party", will craft this message so that any American with a masters degree or higher will be able to immediately understand which side of any issue facing this great country of ours, "The Party" will come down upon without having to dissect or parse any, or all, of the parts to reach the conclusion that We, the party of Jackson and Jefferson, always have the best interests of the majority of the great American people in mind, heart and soul...
In conclusion, this blue ribbon panel, made up of the finest legal and academic minds in the country, will most assuredly clear up any possible misunderstandings the regular guy or gal or person of transgender or of any color or creed who bowls or sips a Chardonnay, I mean Beer, at the local Pool Hall may have and will immediately understand where, on any given issue from say the Salt Treaty to how much salt will be allowed in a can of corn, any democrat running for office in this great country of ours, whether for alderman, congressman, governor, Senator or president, stands on any issue and that will, in both the long and short run, allow this great and historic party of our to better communicate and understand, without a doubt,the true feelings of our party or anyone interested in taking the time to get involved with the calling of governing.
And now for the republican rebutal...
Hell no we won't raise your taxes...
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