Barack and the Beanstalk

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Barack takes the cow to market where he sells it for some magic beans.

Then he gives to magic beans to some billionaire he meets on the way home.




I "HOPE" he will "CHANGE" his mind.

[truedelphi]

1. Good one! I am wondering, though,

Did this billionaire force Barack to sign a contract saying that he and his former supporters would be working for free for the billionaire (in exchange for the guy taking the beans off his hands?)

[Toucano]

2. As a matter of fact, the billionaire first demanded Barack's birth certificate

but Barack didn't have it on him, so he promised the billionaire that his supporters and their children would fight any impending giants that might appear. There was a provision about the billionaire having claim to any and all geese that may be discovered as a result of said beans.

But the supporters would have to submit to enhanced pat-downs first.

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3. Kick

The hope mentioned earlier is pretty dim now.

Schumer, Voinovich, maybe the House can stop this travesty.