My message to Napolitano

[The Straight Story]

Read yesterday (and today here on DU as well) about the video messages to be in stores asking people to look out for "suspicious" activity and report it immediately.

As a member of the US public, and a fellow world citizen I would like to release my own statement:

"To everyone working in the government, hackers, crackers, working in the defense industry, at an embassy, etc - please be on the lookout for suspicious activity from my employees. They are known to steal, lie, kill for property and oil, and a host of other things that embarass me and harm others.

Please release any information you have that you see as suspicious. Post it online, through email, etc. Help keep us informed and protected from criminal actions.

Please also camp out near the homes of said employees and tap their phones, take photos of them, and if they come into your business pat them down and x-ray them. Also read their emails and save them for at least 10 years. We want their banking information as well, credit history, and anything else you can give us about them.

It's for the kids, it is to save us from certain death (and don't forget to buy duct tape).

[Mimosa]

1. LOL! I'm lovin it, Straight Story! K&R, of course.

Snitch on EVERYBODY!

[hobbit709]

2. you forgot the plastic sheeting to go with the duct tape.

[ixion]

3. excellent statement. k/r

:applause:

[Tansy_Gold]

4. isn't this just Ashcroft's Total Information thing all dusted off

and hauled up from the basement where it belongs?



TG, NTY

[The Straight Story]

5. Yeah, but now it is better. It has a D stamp on it

:evilgrin:

[Tansy_Gold]

6. Oh, of course. That changes everything.

Get it? "Changes" everything? wink wink nudge nudge

:sarcasm: and :puke:


TG, NTY