Obama pledges real change and endorses tax increases

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In 2009 (most recent annual statistics), the U.S. trade deficit with China was $227 billion. The U.S. also owes China over 920 billion dollars, and counting.

To discuss these important issues, Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao, was recently invited to the White House for an economic summit. After lengthy discussions, the president compromised, making serious concessions. In spite of Obama compromises, the Chinese Premier refused to leave, claiming that since the US owes China so much money, President Obama will be immediately evicted from the White House. Formal foreclosure papers on the property are expected early next week.

Republicans and Sarah Palin are furious, because they expected to win the White House in the next presidential election. Now, all they can win is the servants quarters on White House grounds, where Obama has taken up residence.

In other news,

President Obama has taken a strong stance on name-calling. He is tired of people claiming that he is Muslim because of his name. Proving that the Democratic Party is still the "Party of Change," Barack Obama has changed his first name to Dino Obama. He said "Changing the Democratic logo was not a strong enough change. Now, there will be some real changes in America under the Peoples' Republic of China."

China is expected to make major tax increases in the US to pay off our massive debt.