Man Says Jesus Told Him to Take Baseball Bat to Police Cars

[Ghost in the Machine]

Man Says Jesus Told Him to Take Baseball Bat to Police Cars

December 07, 2010 4:43 PM


The Dalton Police Department arrested David Morrissey, 51, from Rome, Ga. on Monday morning. They say he confessed to smashing the windshields of three police cars with a baseball bat.

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Department spokesperson Bruce Frazier said initially Morissey was evasive about his motive, "before he finally told one of our officers that Jesus told him to do it."

http://www.newschannel9.com/articles/police-996786-dalton-baseball.html

[NoPasaran]

1. That Jesus, what a prankster!

[Bozita]

2. On a mission from gawd?

[GSLevel9]

3. lol... just too entertaining...

[sharesunited]

4. No, that cannot have been Jesus according to the Gospel of John.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_by_the_sword,_die_by_the_sword

[Taverner]

5. Jesus says a lot of stupid shit

You'd think he was from Napa, he whines so much. Pa-tah-PUM!

Seriously, Jesus started the crusades, the NAZI holocaust, the pogroms at Loudres, the burning of Hypatia and the library of Alexandria, the reign of Nero, the fires of Rome, and A baby's arm, holding an apple....


POINT IS: Listen to that guy right next to you rather than fucking Jesus

[AnnieBW]

6. Oh, Jesus Christ!

When will these crazy fuckers stop blaming me for everything?

[Generic Brad]

7. Well, then. That's OK, I suppose

If the devil had told him to do it I would have been worried about the fellow's sanity.

[KansDem]

8. "Here, kid, let me show you how it's done!"

Now, see that black & white over there?

[mmonk]

9. Jesus obviously wanted him to go to jail.

[Stevenmarc]

10. Why can't Jesus tell these people to give walking on water a shot

[Angry Dragon]

11. That makes Jesus a terrorist

and anyone found giving him money or comfort is also a terrorist

That should clear the streets for quite awhile

[undeterred]

12. I didn't know Jesus even played baseball.

[madinmaryland]

13. Police tell the man he will have a lot of time alone to talk to Jesus about baseball.

[Initech]

14. What would Jesus destroy?

[Atticus]

15. This believer is surely not being prosecuted! We had a president who started a war that cost

hundreds of thousands of lives because "God called him" to do it.

Unless something has happened in the last hour or so, no charges have even been filed against him.

No arrest.

No investigation.

No one was allowed to "question his faith".

"FREE DAVID MORRISSEY!"

[Initech]

16. First rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions.