"Say NO to Socialism!" (Image)

[denimgirly]

[rufus dog]

1. good one K&R

[Sherman A1]

2. Great Listing

One could add in easily OSHA, Public Libraries, State Universities, Public Transportation and so much more....

[nemo137]

3. Oh, 4chan.

the electrodes in the brains of the internet.

[boppers]

4. Rules 1 and 2, damnit.

Really.

[demwing]

5. "no one has the patience to read something that long"???

What kind of low wattage response was..WAIT - that dog has a puffy tale!



HERE PUFF! Here Puff!

[comtec]

6. Complete, total, fucking

WIN!

[vaberella]

7. 4chan'ers with brains!? Rare. I always saw them as racist and/or sexist.

[Lyric]

8. /b/ is the asshole of the internet, where all the furries and pedo-bears hang out.

I guess a small bit of sanity must accidentally leak into there from time to time. ;)

[Jennicut]

9. Yup. I guess a lightbulb went off somewhere in that community.

Not all of 4chan is bad but /b/ is.

[Abacus]

10. Nice! Textified:

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the nation oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional< fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.[br />
After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to a house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on free republic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

Edit: bizarrely, DU is messing up its self-inserted break tag at the end of the second paragraph.