HOMER SIMPSON For President in Twenty Twelve!

[pretzel4gore]

Homer Simpson for President!
There’s no way to prevent fascism from winning all with Sarah Palin in the 2012 US election unless anti-fascism develops a ‘gets a brain morans’ mentality and the election of Homer Simpson to the WHouse is a good first step in a many step process, i'm sure yall agree. The 120 million (?) voters in USA will vote for Homer for a variety of reasons, but the pertinent one for us is that it prevents the farcical continuation of the fascist takeover of the most important liberal democracy on earth- effortlessly. Everybody’s heard of Homer Simpson, and much like most of those who voted for George junyer Bush in the 2000 election (which Algore won by several million votes, though he still never sat up as president) they voted with full wallets, THOUGHT they were voting for his father George Herbie Walker after years of The Big Dogge! Doh!...A fast-buck-scam-repeat of the 2k poll next time using Homer’s celebrity to seize control of the sinking USS Satanic- which hit an iceberg called reality and hurried on, is hurrying on- should be a kake walk! IOw With the support of the KaKaKa, John Birch Succiety, Foxnews, ABC, Jon Stewart etc we can’t miss! SO Homer it IS in Twenty TWELVE!
‘Doh!’ will be the, message, catchphrase, what have you…nyuk
We must get moving ASAP because the forces of fascism have a head & tail start. Every state in the union needs a ‘Homer Simpson for President’ committee, and in order to do it right, we need a new party to contextualize the shenanigans. Our new party will be a mixup of the old fakes, youknow- the dems and repubs- and we’ll name it The “RepunklickerDemonRat” (it’s a mouthful) Party or maybe the “DemonRatRepunklicker” (it’s a mouthful) Party, whichever suits the most prejudice!
Now as you all know, Homer Simpson is a cartoon character, and as such doesn’t really exist, but let’s be realistic. This is Georgebushamerica! (Mister Obama is just batting cleanup) Homer would be a perfect president, certainly less ridiculous the junyer bush was (who, it’s famously recalled,said several times he 'won the trifecta' on 911!) Most voters would hang chad for Mister Simpson just on name recognition alone, so full speed astern!
Homer Simpson for President! ‘DOH!”
paid for by the Committee to Elect Homer Simpson (i made that up)

[Catshrink]

1. It doesn't matter....

the corporations are in control anyway. Might as well be Homer so we could laugh while we're getting screwed.

[obxhead]

2. Peter Griffin. He's infinitely funnier imo. nt

[pretzel4gore]

4. a good man, but....

notice Peter's kid STEWIE! WOULD YOU ALLOW a ....what is the word- a RIGHTWING BOY like Stewie Griffin near the... ?
blah blah blah

[rug]

3. 'Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. " - Homer Simpson

Oh, wait, that's been done already.

[Smarmie Doofus]

5. "Can't someone ELSE do it?" n/t

[peekaloo]

6. No child of mine will go without anything. Ever. Except quality health care.

I will not let schooling get in the way of my education.

Homer 2012!

[pretzel4gore]

7. i could follow that....(one) long haired geezer! couldn't you?

Also, maybe Homer would even pardon Sir Leonard Peltier? (after 40 years in jail for a crime even FBI admit he never did)
Probably not, but whattaya expect from a goddam drawing