December 7, 2010 In Latest Compromise with GOP, Obama Agrees He is a Muslim

[ProudDad]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In his latest effort to find common ground with Republicans in Congress, President Barack Obama said today that he was willing to agree that he is a Muslim.

Differences over his religious orientation have been a sore point between the President and his Republican foes for the past two years, but in agreeing that he is a Muslim Mr. Obama is sending a clear signal that he is trying to find consensus.

“The American people do not want to see us fighting in Washington,” Mr. Obama told reporters at the White House. “They want to see us working together to improve their lives, and Allah willing, we will.”

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

[monmouth]

1. Some Freeps trolling will see that headline and swear it's the truth...n/t

[Jamastiene]

5. I can see their heads exploding now.

:evilgrin:

[WHEN CRABS ROAR]

2. And overjoying the 20% of the American people that thought he was.

[bigwillq]

3. ha ha

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

4. Lol

:spray:

[hulka38]

6. that's a lol

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[Sheepshank]

8. Actually what may be really fun to see

Is Obama claiming he has had an epiphany of sorts that Christianity has too much hatred, and decided to convert to Islam.

Perhaps after then next election in 2012, so all the freepers can have 4 years of frothing at the mouth. But I'm spiteful that way.

[customerserviceguy]

9. He may not be a Muslim

but come January, he's going to be bowing to the Repukes five times a day.

[ProudDad]

10. You all need a laugh today! Kick